To the rest of /k, please f*ck off. In real life, you will lose to me in a fight, because I will attack your eyes first. If you bring weapons, I will run, and when you are tired, and I will sneak behind you for a ninja kill.

And if you prefer verbal exchanges instead, trust me, you will leave the seat and move away even if I'm the one who pays for your drink. And then you will open a thread here to bitch about it.