Oh come on, there are many perks of being a woman. Off the top of my head:

Women:

Are allowed to cry in public
Are allowed to hold another lady's hand while out walking together without other people looking funny
Ah yes, multiple orgasms
Ability to cross-arms and pout to get man to purchase desired item
It's alright to fuss over another woman's clothes, brush hair, etc
Can peck each other on the cheek in public
It's OK to drive badly (Ow ow ow stop hitting me )
Have ability to turns heads just by walking by
It's alright to ask for directions
Has 'rights' to be moody and have mood swings