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bb100	Jun 23 2015, 04:23 PM Return to original view \| Post #1
Editable...finally! Senior Member 1,439 posts Joined: Jan 2011 From: Ipoh, Perak	Keep your jokes coming bro! They are hilarious!
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bb100	Jun 26 2015, 03:20 PM Return to original view \| IPv6 \| Post #2
Editable...finally! Senior Member 1,439 posts Joined: Jan 2011 From: Ipoh, Perak	M-O-A-R!!!!
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bb100	Jun 30 2015, 05:19 PM Return to original view \| IPv6 \| Post #3
Editable...finally! Senior Member 1,439 posts Joined: Jan 2011 From: Ipoh, Perak	QUOTE(Aydee @ Jun 30 2015, 01:44 PM) » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms. Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying: "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!" Hahahaha I spitted out my coffee.
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bb100	Jul 9 2015, 02:36 PM Return to original view \| Post #4
Editable...finally! Senior Member 1,439 posts Joined: Jan 2011 From: Ipoh, Perak	QUOTE(Aydee @ Jul 2 2015, 08:57 AM) Orange » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?" The student replied, "Here's an orange." The professor was outraged. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!" The student then replied, "Okay. I'd tell him `I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, claim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding...'" Hahahaha! That's a mouthful. By the way bro,
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bb100	Jul 24 2015, 01:10 PM Return to original view \| Post #5
Editable...finally! Senior Member 1,439 posts Joined: Jan 2011 From: Ipoh, Perak	WE NEED MOARRRRRRRRRRR!!!
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