Despite I had grew up, no longer the very annoying class monitor that I've mentioned previous, but someone I live by the class monitor agenda
The fact is
1) When I was about 90kg, at my height, despite driving a BMW328i, no the girls didn't come and wreck open my door and pull me out when I reach the valet parking infront of disco. Nevertheless, when i start to pay, open bottle by bottle and filled up my tables, you'll see usually my table surrounded by the most chicks.
2) When I was so fat, so fugly, and short. I was chasing after a girl whose 5'7, look very pretty. My school mate hire a hit man to falcon punch me, well what they never expected was, the girl came to rescued me. She rode a motorcycle and send me to the clinic, I was happily having my arms around her waist.
3) Few of our college mate managed to get in touch with my tall girl's housemate, they successfully bid the highest sub-rental and move in together in the same house. To found that the girl is moving out the next day. You wanna guess where she moved? Ofcourse you know, to my house.
4) After many years, I've been mentally/sexually abused by that pretty girl, she was bored with me and decided to leave me for a Hongda Civig guy. I met my waifu that time when I was hurt so badly. Frankly, I didn't know her colleague was chasing after her that point of time. I was just asking(more like blackmail) my waifu to treat me dinner at BurgerKing. Guess what, we're having fun watching moving after the Burger dinner, and her colleague was waited at the other restaurant for a very long time. Well, apologize to him as people usually switch off/mute the phone in cinema, and ofcourse the phone remain mute/off at the pub after the movie, and nobody sleep in a boy's house with her phone suddenly ring at the midnight.
5) As I happily married many years, ayam not only fat, short, ugly and now old. Let's not forget I've been mentally/sexually abused by the pretty girl before my wife, other then that a several offspring/1malamberdiri activities, and also being my own waifu's slave. I recon that I need to do something to myself before my wife gets bored with me and go find a Honda Civic guy and ditch me and the kids. I am losing my own esteem, getting less confident by the day.
6) A series of diet program from hell being applied on myself. I managed to squeezed my originally XL body all the way to an S size slim fit shirt/pants. As I was very happy and will not hesitate to selfie my body, now comes the trouble. My colleagues/friends all came to say, Dave you look so much cuter before I went for diet. CUTE in the meaning of UGLY BUT ADORABLE. And now, I'm short/ugly/thin and looked malnutrition. Even my Malay clerk says, Aku prefer En.David muka bertembam punya masa. I told to myself, I rather people think that I'm sick, but will never let people laugh at my fatness anymore.
Now that I learn, it's never about how fat, ugly or how short I am/was. It's how annoying I can be

I can now go infront of my colleagues and show off my slim body, and these female friend's husband is in trouble! I often heard of their husband's complain during family outing. Usually is something like "Funk you David! Before you went on diet, we live happily ever after. Until recently u had your success in slimming down, my wife never once cook a full course dinner!!!! My football match pop corn gets hidden. My beer has been given to the neighbors, what left my 1/2 bottle of syrup concentrate is also being pour to the toilet and flushed! I HATE YOU DAVID!!!!"
