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My husband was shopping for a workout outfit for me recently at a fitness store and not sure what size bra top to buy for me. The clerk logically asked him for my bra size. My husband replied, "She doesn't wear a bra." The employee persisted: "Well, what cup size is she?" Somewhat annoyed, my husband then blurted out "She has no boobs." The flabbergasted woman had no comeback.

The truth is, I have microscopic boobs. Phil Mickelson's are bigger. Perhaps my husband might have more judiciously said that I'm "fashion model-sized" up top, but I'm okay with his answer. Lucky for me, my husband is a leg and butt man.

For most women, boob size is a big deal, especially in SoCal, where I live. A ridiculously high percentage of women at my health club have suspiciously perky, ginormous breasts. I don't get it. Do they do it to make themselves feel more attractive or are they out to snag some hard-bodied stud? I hear stories of teenaged girls whose parents buy them boob jobs for their 18th birthdays. I find this sad.

For most of my youth, I was a good "B" cup. I always found bras uncomfortable, but since I was practicing law, I had to endure so as not to have my nipples on display during trial. My body must have sensed my bad attitude, because I developed a small cyst due to brassier-to-skin contact, resulting in many additional tests that involved smashing and tugging at what little I have, added doses of radiation, and worry about breast cancer. When I retired from law, I rewarded myself by banishing the nonfunctional undergarment. Miraculously, the offending cyst reabsorbed and never reappeared.

Once I started my career as a personal trainer and wellness coach and had more time to focus on living a healthy life, I gained muscle and lost some flab, much of it from my already marginally sized "girls." Oh well. The only way to be a lean calorie incinerating machine and have normal sized knockers is to go under the surgeon's knife. Not my choice.

I can't say I'm terribly upset to be flat-chested at 59. It has a lot of advantages. Nothing gets in the way of my golf swing, I don't get whiplash when I run and gravity and age have not reshaped my boobs into teardrops at my waist. While it's true that most of my sweaters, tops and dresses look like something has gone missing on top, I don't let that worry me. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that this layering style will stay in vogue until my demise.








This post has been edited by rolling2014: Jan 16 2015, 05:50 PM

OK

naise

nice tered Mr...good drills

Flat chested?
Better than most Asian girls isn't?

I'm still attracted to small boobies

hnnngggg

Mune ga nai
Okusan wa pechapai
Kodomo mitai

Almost a haiku.

Someone help me make the first line as 5 syllables please...

Edit: Nvm...fixed the haiku myself

Oppai ga chisai
Okusan wa pechapai
Kodomo mitai

Ayam poetic genius.

This post has been edited by arubin: Jan 16 2015, 06:04 PM

good thread, i approve

i like small boobies

dat drillllzzzzzzz

Great attitude to have

somehow i am attracted to flat chest gal... i find them more youthful and cute... even my collection of JAV are mostly flat chest girls B-cup ranging from B81-B85.

you guisse no like charhhh borghhh?

or you hv different standard?

my friend says his requirement very low, looks is not the most important. no need too big. just normal looking girl like ling zhi ling will do

I ask him go dai

to me, small boobs is not enough...she needs to be max 140cm and look like a 10 year old. age doesnt matter

big boobs = big nipples

i dun like coaster size nips

dun care wat size as long as can perform and not like a dead fish!

you don't have much experience i see young padavirgin...

I got low requirements on everything else, but ultra high requirements on thighs.

ur pic misleading, those not flat pun

10 points for effort

Is that drillz the same person who wrote the article? mana ada flat chested mang

A & B is unfortunate. C is just nice. but won't complain if D.

Similar.. but high requirement on calves!

Airport takpa, janji Ada rabbit teeth hehe

ciri2 kepedoan sungguh kuat disitu

angmoh flatchested looknlike b cup amoi

hnggggghhhh tembam

Zannen kotoshiwa moriwase kogaiteru?

ada gunung ke tak tara kisah
janji di bawah butul2 perempuan punya

inb4 foreveralone terdesak

i scroll down.... slowly

Eh, oddly enough my Japanese is not so terror until I can always make out what people are saying in romanji...

zannen = it's a shame
kotoshiwa = this year
moriwase = ??
kogaiteru = ??

It's not the size that counts. It's how you use them.

Got good legs, im ok

airport amendanya.. itu ada some speedbumps still..

airport drill :

TS, your drills are misleading!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS THE AUTHOR!!!!!

I like all boobs except man boobs

,,,

If muka cantik badan slim dan kaki hot then i dont mind.

i like girl with a bit of vampire teeth...looks cute

B to D ok la... as long anak dont get hunger

Didn't say I don't like chest. Just saying flat chest is fine too.

Whos this? Takut TARP

That's nice. People should be happy and confident with the bodies they have.

lelelelel

naisss

nothing wrong with that.

better to be airport and pretty face rather than having watermelons hanging in front with a muka minta penumbuk.