Hi Reiji, thank you for your viewership both here and at HWZ EDMW. Things move a lot slower here than over there; why is that so, I wonder? Over there, threads are bumped, demoted and what-not almost every minute; here at Lowyat, the same threads can stay on the front page for DAYS. It's really puzzling.

Your godfather is none other than Na Zha. He is also known by the sobriquets San Tai Zi/三太子 (Third Prince) or Tai Zi Ye/太子爷 (Venerable Prince) to denote his royal/princely status. I have already gone over Na Zha's background earlier in the thread.

I would absolutely love to hear more about your experiences growing up in the company of your father's patrons, who are remarkably diverse. Please feel free to share your stories here (it's always interesting to hear such anecdotes) or otherwise chit-chat about the subject matter.

Oh, no; what I mean is that Lowyat is like a dead zone compared to EDMW. On EDMW, dozens of new threads and hundreds of new posts are made each day. The place is teeming with activity. It almost makes it seem as though Singaporeans have more free time compared to Malaysians. 

太子爷 is a title that does not refer to any specific form of Na Zha. I've spoken about his other forms (Lotus Prince and Marshal of the Central Altar) elsewhere in the thread; the relevant information is not more than a simple search away.

Tua Ya making you prove your maturity by telling your parents to kick you out of the nest is absolutely hilarious. I love the Hell beings' sense of humour, which can often be very twisted.

A young mother of two hyperactive kids showed up at my teacher's place recently. She asked Li Ya Pek: "Can you do something to make my children more quiet and still?" He looked her in the eye and said: "Consider whom you are talking to. Are you sure you want me to do that?"