King Leonidas is a wuss....he needs to ask his wife's permission before kicking the Persian messenger into the well.....

Leonidas: *acts tough, looks at wife
Queen: *nods
Leonidas: THIS IS SPARTA!!!! *kicks guy into well

Then he needs to ask his wife's permission again before going into battle....

Spartans: *looks at wife for dinner
Wives: *shakes head
Spartans: SPARTANS!! TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!!