Malay Jokes, In Malaysian!
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 Nov 26 2014, 05:44 AM, updated 12y ago
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Hi all, I'm coming from the UK to Malaysia for a few days and want to be able to tell some jokes - in Malaysian.
Can anybody put any (funny) jokes in Malay here, with correct pronunciation please, so I can practice my Malay when I get here! Cheers, Bez! x |
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Nov 26 2014, 06:02 AM
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Just order Roti Najib and Roti Rosmah at any mamak store
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Nov 26 2014, 06:24 AM
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QUOTE(akib_mullen @ Nov 26 2014, 05:47 AM) do you love me? say yes! wtf? lol if he/she says yes u say ale utoo   |
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Nov 26 2014, 07:00 AM
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Take it that's a no then...
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Nov 26 2014, 10:32 AM
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Try this..
Tina, 8 tahun, di suruh oleh ibunya untuk menjaga adiknya yang sedang bermain, kerana ibunya sedang memasak. Ketika sedang bermain, bayi adiknya itu memakan suratkhabar hampir habis 1 halaman. Tina sangat terjut dan takut dimarahi oleh ibunya... Tina : "Ibu.... Adik makan surat khabar sampai hampir habis!". Ibu : "Apa?!" Dengan terkejutnya dan sambil berlari.. si ibu merebut sisa suratkhabar yang ada. Lalu dengan senyum si ibu menjawab.... Ibu : "Emm.. biarkan lah dia.. ibu ingatkan suratkhabar hari ni.." |
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Nov 26 2014, 03:20 PM
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Boys:Hey remember me ??
Girl:Who ? Boys:I'm Joe Girl: Joe what ?? Boys : Jodoh  |
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Nov 26 2014, 04:34 PM
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Girl: kau Bodoh
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Nov 29 2014, 10:08 AM
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QUOTE(Afdhal92 @ Nov 26 2014, 03:20 PM) Boys:Hey remember me ?? Boys:Hey remember me ??Girl:Who ? Boys:I'm Joe Girl: Joe what ?? Boys : Jodoh Girl:Who ? Boys:I'm Chin Girl: Chin what ?? Boys : Cinta |
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Nov 30 2014, 11:01 PM
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QUOTE(akib_mullen @ Nov 26 2014, 05:47 AM) do you love me? say yes! tak faham.. do explain plsif he/she says yes u say ale utoo |
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Dec 2 2014, 05:15 PM
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QUOTE(Afdhal92 @ Nov 26 2014, 03:20 PM) Boys:Hey remember me ?? Girl:Who ? Boys:I'm Joe Girl: Joe what ?? Boys : Jodoh QUOTE(0cto9i @ Nov 26 2014, 04:34 PM) Girl: kau Bodoh Thanks bro! I LOLed. |
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Dec 11 2014, 02:10 AM
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u can use sammich joke
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Dec 11 2014, 04:14 PM
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just make sure u start with "hey guys this is most funniest joke in whole world ever"
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Dec 13 2014, 02:41 AM
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QUOTE(bb100 @ Dec 2 2014, 05:15 PM) Thanks bro! I LOLed. Lol ori joke level Sammich!But the come back is priceless |
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Dec 13 2014, 02:45 AM
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it's old, but gold. lel.
What's the happiest burger? Bergembira. lel |
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Dec 13 2014, 02:51 AM
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Do you work at dominos?
Coz your a nice pizza meat. _______________________________ You smell like trash, Can I take u out? _______________________________ Is your name wifi? coz u macam boleh jadi wife I la. _______________________________ You must be a keyboard Coz your totally my type. _______________________________ Are u Fitri? Coz u sure look like my Aidil partner. _______________________________ So it's your rendang missing it's chicken? Coz baby I am (Ayam) the one for u. All from Ean hitzfm's insta. lel |
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Dec 13 2014, 02:55 AM
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pergi ke kedai membeli roti.....kedai tutup
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Dec 13 2014, 03:07 AM
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QUOTE(fahmi9206 @ Dec 13 2014, 02:55 AM) pergi ke kedai membeli roti.....kedai tutup  |
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Dec 13 2014, 09:29 AM
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QUOTE(joe_star @ Dec 13 2014, 02:41 AM) Lol ori joke level Sammich! No lahh, I LOLed at the "kau bodoh" reply by 0cto9i.But the come back is priceless |
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Dec 13 2014, 11:12 AM
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briantwj are you the same Bryan Tan that does stand up at One Mic Stand?
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Dec 13 2014, 12:03 PM
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QUOTE(v1n0d @ Dec 13 2014, 11:12 AM) briantwj are you the same Bryan Tan that does stand up at One Mic Stand?  Nope but I do noe 1 Bryan Tan. lel |
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Dec 13 2014, 10:19 PM
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QUOTE(bb100 @ Dec 13 2014, 09:29 AM) No lahh, I LOLed at the "kau bodoh" reply by 0cto9i. Ya thats what I meant also |
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Dec 14 2014, 09:31 AM
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QUOTE(joe_star @ Dec 13 2014, 10:19 PM) Ya thats what I meant also Ohhhhh. |
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Dec 14 2014, 09:37 AM
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just say
saya orang kelantan |
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Dec 18 2014, 04:35 PM
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if u don't laugh, u can get out
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