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post Sep 13 2006, 12:16 PM, updated 20y ago

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Viagra works, but chocolate works better Tuesday September 12, 06:07 PM     

LAGOS (AFP) - Viagra may heat up one's sex drive, but chocolate can make it sizzle.

So said Dr. Dora Akunyili, the director of Nigeria's Federal Agency for Food and Medicine, in advising Nigerians on Monday to forego the little, libido-boosting blue pills in favor of a measured dose of cocoa.

To back up her claims -- made during a meeting with the vice-governor of one of Nigeria's states -- the good doctor cited a recently published study extolling the libidinal qualities of cocoa beans.

The report, produced by Nigeria's national committee for the development of cocoa, may be a bit skimpy on double-blind scientific tests, but it does refer to the marketing campaign of a British trade association making similar claims.

Baptized "Feeding Your Imagination", the campaign will soon launch a product line of six energy chocolate bars containing essential oils said to enhance one's mood, and especially one's sexual appetite.

Costing about six US dollars (5 euros) per 100 grams, the bars are fetchingly named Sexy, Beautiful, Dreamy, Fantastic, Sensual and Lovely, according to the website foodnavigator.com.

Britons already lead the European Union in chocolate consumption, eating nearly 10 kilos on average per year, and Britian is thus considered a promising market for sex candy.

For Akunyili, chocolate is the obvious lover's choice. Viagra, she said, can have unwelcome side effects, but chocolate is all good: it is the best anti-oxidant known and -- beyond its sexual virtues -- can help prevent heart attacks, hypertension and diabetes.

The vice governor, who also happens to head a committee for the promotion of chocolate, is even more enthusiastic about cocoa's curative powers, claiming it can "cure breast cancer, get rid of chronic coughs, and enhance brain power".

Akunyili did caution, however, that any new products containing chocolate will be thoroughly tested before going to market.



http://uk.news.yahoo.com/12092006/323/viag...rks-better.html

not sure about this, just wait for the side affects first... lol

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post Sep 13 2006, 01:05 PM

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Talking about viagra, are we allowed to buy ORIGINAL viagra legally? Those imitation viagras are everywhere, those will kill your heart, because inside got some chemical mixture.

Have not tried viagra before, anyone test power before? laugh.gif

Curious sial. tongue.gif
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post Sep 13 2006, 03:41 PM

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I was 17 when I first tried viagra, added into my teh-o-ais-limau...
my bloody pookey friend threw it into my drink when i wasn't looking and after I drank finish,they all looked at me and wondered if anything was happening.

Nothing though, it requires stimulation....and the beest part was it was before our SPMsejarah paper..LOL~
BUt no nothing happened.

and it's a real viagra pill, taken from a friend's dad that works in pfizer.
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QUOTE(pizzaboy @ Sep 13 2006, 03:41 PM)
Got.
I was 17 when I first tried viagra, added into my teh-o-ais-limau...
my bloody pookey friend threw it into my drink when i wasn't looking and after I drank finish,they all looked at me and wondered if anything was happening.

Nothing though, it requires stimulation....and the beest part was it was before our SPMsejarah paper..LOL~
BUt no nothing happened.

and it's a real viagra pill, taken from a friend's dad that works in pfizer.
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Added into your drink? Powder form? Or tablet, something like Eno? Definitely there are side effects after taking viagra, let me googleit.
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post Sep 13 2006, 05:17 PM

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i thought viagra only in pill form... is it like the panadol soluble wan ar?
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QUOTE(pizzaboy @ Sep 13 2006, 03:41 PM)
Got.
I was 17 when I first tried viagra, added into my teh-o-ais-limau...
my bloody pookey friend threw it into my drink when i wasn't looking and after I drank finish,they all looked at me and wondered if anything was happening.

Nothing though, it requires stimulation....and the beest part was it was before our SPMsejarah paper..LOL~
BUt no nothing happened.

and it's a real viagra pill, taken from a friend's dad that works in pfizer.
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thats really funny....lolz...
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post Sep 13 2006, 11:49 PM

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QUOTE(zeist @ Sep 13 2006, 03:48 PM)
Added into your drink? Powder form? Or tablet, something like Eno? Definitely there are side effects after taking viagra, let me googleit.
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d'fler put inside those kinda small lil packets......
annen throw the powder when i go order food ma....
boodooooo giler.....

i really didn't rasa anything lor......
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post Sep 14 2006, 12:51 AM

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QUOTE(pizzaboy @ Sep 13 2006, 03:41 PM)
Got.
I was 17 when I first tried viagra, added into my teh-o-ais-limau...
my bloody pookey friend threw it into my drink when i wasn't looking and after I drank finish,they all looked at me and wondered if anything was happening.

Nothing though, it requires stimulation....and the beest part was it was before our SPMsejarah paper..LOL~
BUt no nothing happened.

and it's a real viagra pill, taken from a friend's dad that works in pfizer.
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Then i guess your penis is a redundant organ.
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post Sep 14 2006, 01:42 AM

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QUOTE(darklight79 @ Sep 14 2006, 12:51 AM)
Then i guess your penis is a redundant organ.
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Nah, Sidenafil Citrate is meant to treat ED by increasing the blood flow to the wiener by introducing a relaxing actions to the blood vessles in the wee wee area. Point is, if the dude isn't suffering from ED, the treatment wouldn't be veli useful laugh.gif
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QUOTE(empire23 @ Sep 14 2006, 01:42 AM)
Nah, Sidenafil Citrate is meant to treat ED by increasing the blood flow to the wiener by introducing a relaxing actions to the blood vessles in the wee wee area. Point is, if the dude isn't suffering from ED, the treatment wouldn't be veli useful laugh.gif
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He's lucky nothing bad happened. There are documented cases in the hospital where i'm attached to about Viagra doing shit to normal people who take it.
Heard of the case about a guy who had to have his penis severed because of a permanent erection? It came out in the news a few years ago. Poor guy.
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QUOTE(darklight79 @ Sep 14 2006, 02:35 AM)
He's lucky nothing bad happened. There are documented cases in the hospital where i'm attached to about Viagra doing shit to normal people who take it.
Heard of the case about a guy who had to have his penis severed because of a permanent erection? It came out in the news a few years ago. Poor guy.
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serious?? shocking.gif ouch sweat.gif
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post Sep 14 2006, 02:13 PM

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chocolate can prevent diabetes??? true or not?
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QUOTE(Pierce & Tatoo @ Sep 14 2006, 02:13 PM)
chocolate can prevent diabetes???  true or not?
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sources from http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20050813/food.asp

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post Sep 15 2006, 01:15 PM

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I heard cow penis in pill capsule quite powerful like Viagra. Anyone try it before?
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post Sep 15 2006, 01:35 PM

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post Sep 19 2006, 11:42 AM

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Aiyah, these are all synthetic medicine ma. Must try the herbal one. There is one called "TRIBULUS". Even more happening than tongkat ali. once you take it...jzzjjzzjjzzjzz...autopilot up. kekeke
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QUOTE(pizzaboy @ Sep 13 2006, 11:49 PM)
d'fler put inside those kinda small lil packets......
annen throw the powder when i go order food ma....
boodooooo giler.....

i really didn't rasa anything lor......
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THIS IS BECAUSE <removed> CANNOT MIX WITH FOOD OR OTHER TYPE OF DRINK OTHER THEN WATER.
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QUOTE(hiroshi @ Sep 15 2006, 01:15 PM)
I heard cow penis in pill capsule quite powerful like <removed>. Anyone try it before?
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Can try those "Torpedo" soups hehe brows.gif
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Why bumping up a thread that is 4 years ago?
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post Oct 31 2010, 03:53 AM

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QUOTE(pizzaboy @ Sep 13 2006, 04:41 PM)
Got.
I was 17 when I first tried <removed>, added into my teh-o-ais-limau...
my bloody pookey friend threw it into my drink when i wasn't looking and after I drank finish,they all looked at me and wondered if anything was happening.

Nothing though, it requires stimulation....and the beest part was it was before our SPMsejarah paper..LOL~
BUt no nothing happened.

and it's a real <removed> pill, taken from a friend's dad that works in pfizer.
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HAHA. I should really try that out on my friends some time in the future!
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QUOTE(DarkWonder @ Sep 14 2006, 04:24 PM)
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sources from http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20050813/food.asp
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What type of chocolate that we can consume in Malaysia?
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post Nov 28 2017, 11:05 PM

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Hi bros,
Just to share...
Viagra is Sildenafil。 After some googling you will find that it may cause heart problems for some people.

A much safer option is actually Cialis (active ingredient Tadalafil).

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if u wanna get some good viagra and name is stel/supebman , can find me , im selling with a retail price ! https://www.facebook.com/finolourish , guareantee ull like it , more other products , can pm me or in fb

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