To be fair, android doesn't have an endless army of brainless zombies that hang to Steve Job's every words as gospel..

Not to mention android launch events are separeted into all the different brands.

This made me LOL though:

Too bad quite a number of the points are subjective..
8MP good enough? You're telling that to a former Lumia 1020 user? Heh..And who cares about storage when cloud storage is all the rage (and u guys brag about iCloud). Not to mention android phones generally can add another 64gb via SD card. Also look up Oversampling. 41MP lens, 5MP pic is still better than normal 5MP pics.
Even my current Z2 pales to the Lumia's camera.
Apple Pay best implementation? Yet to be seen.
64 bit? Even PC 64 bit barely utilized by devs. What's the real life benefit?
1GB Ram IS low, but I agree I don't see difference between devices with more ram.
Androids all plastic? Nope Lumia is a nice polycarbonate finish. HTC M8? ZExperia Z2's awesome glass finish? Stop comparing to low end androids. Why ifags always afraid of a fair fight?
Biometrics? Useful if secure but I wonder if rolling your face on it won't unlock your phone like last time. And I believe some android phones also doing this nowadays.
One hand use? My Z2 also I can use one hand no prob.
Wifi calling? I get unlimited calls from my provider and my company picks up the bills..so meh..But I concur that's a neat feature if implemented properly.

Of course, those are how it applies to me. I did have an iPhone and iPad for company use but honestly other than the streamlined everything I prefer my personal Z2.

I'm not bashing btw, thanks for the feedback coz some of those stuff I really didn't know came with the new phone 
Still can't help feeling the sixth iteration is overpriced..