I once dropped my hp in the toilet bowl after shitting also. Didn't flush yet. Damn shit. Took it out, washed it and my hands for 30 minutes.....then the phone boots up and works again.

That time on a bisness trip so unable to buy a new phone. Didn't use it. But I got this very irritating colleague that time wanna borrow my hp. I happily let him have it. When i saw him talking on it close to his face and mouth...I laughed silently