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Do you moisten before you pump your balls?
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SUSadvocado
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Jun 4 2014, 10:29 AM, updated 12y ago
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Just wondering for folks with balls, how do you pump them up?
I always use saliva on my fingers 1st before inserting into the hole.
The ball always print Moisten Needle near the hole, i always though Moisten Needle is just a name for the needle. Never though that it's a verb to moisture it. I wonder why they don't print Moistened Needle instead. Coz if you write Moisten Needle should follow "before insert needle". If they write moistened needle then we know the hole is for moistened needle.
If you don't moisture the needle before you insert to the ball hole, you risk damaging the valve, and the balls will leak, or get damaged.
This explains why my balls keep shrinking after 2 weeks. Now i sprayed some Silicone spray on the needle before insert, hope the silicone can seal off any damage i've done previously by forcefully inserting it dry.
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ThisIsAter
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Jun 4 2014, 10:35 AM
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lulz why am i imagining other things while reading this?
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SUSAxeFire
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Jun 4 2014, 10:37 AM
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???
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thelws
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Jun 4 2014, 10:38 AM
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aiyor ts dono how to pump balls meh.
where got need to moisten one. just insert and pump la. apa susah. never pump balls before isit
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maximillan
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Jun 4 2014, 10:38 AM
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QUOTE(2feidei @ Jun 4 2014, 10:37 AM) u r not the only one  whats tis related to? damn my mind
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jimliew
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Jun 4 2014, 10:39 AM
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This will be an epic troll
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C63 AMG
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Jun 4 2014, 10:39 AM
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QUOTE(ThisIsAter @ Jun 4 2014, 10:35 AM) lulz why am i imagining other things while reading this?  It's intentional. Duh.
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pakdamek
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Jun 4 2014, 10:40 AM
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QUOTE(ThisIsAter @ Jun 4 2014, 10:35 AM) lulz why am i imagining other things while reading this? 
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Xander-G
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Jun 4 2014, 10:40 AM
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6216
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Jun 4 2014, 10:40 AM
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Moisten...jangan tak moisten,
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VanishS
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Jun 4 2014, 10:41 AM
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Why the do he needs to use his saliva to moisten it ?
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kevinlim001
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Jun 4 2014, 10:42 AM
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QUOTE(2feidei @ Jun 4 2014, 10:37 AM) u r not the only one 
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ThisIsAter
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Jun 4 2014, 10:42 AM
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QUOTE(advocado @ Jun 4 2014, 10:29 AM) Just wondering for folks with balls, how do you pump them up? I always use saliva on my fingers 1st before inserting into the hole.The ball always print Moisten Needle near the hole, i always though Moisten Needle is just a name for the needle. Never though that it's a verb to moisture it. I wonder why they don't print Moistened Needle instead. Coz if you write Moisten Needle should follow "before insert needle". If they write moistened needle then we know the hole is for moistened needle. If you don't moisture the needle before you insert to the ball hole, you risk damaging the valve, and the balls will leak, or get damaged. This explains why my balls keep shrinking after 2 weeks. Now i sprayed some Silicone spray on the needle before insert, hope the silicone can seal off any damage i've done previously by forcefully inserting it dry. can be really misleading.....
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Darkz01
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Jun 4 2014, 10:43 AM
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im somewhat confuse... feels like there are 2 situation in 1 post...
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Zot
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Jun 4 2014, 10:44 AM
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QUOTE(thelws @ Jun 4 2014, 10:38 AM) aiyor ts dono how to pump balls meh. where got need to moisten one. just insert and pump la. apa susah. never pump balls before isit This ball is dry version. Hard to slide in without lubrication
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cikalakacikaci
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Jun 4 2014, 10:44 AM
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foreplay banggg
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pandah
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Jun 4 2014, 10:44 AM
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balls tered
abandonship
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KSinY
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Jun 4 2014, 10:46 AM
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never know pumping a ball need such professional effort
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maxizanc
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Jun 4 2014, 10:47 AM
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What are we talking about now
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thelws
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Jun 4 2014, 10:47 AM
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ts,
the valve of the ball where you insert the needle is not as tight as you think. most valve easily accomodate a needle. those who say that it is too tight usually lying.
as far as i know, almost any needle can cucuk one. no need moisten all that. very rare you will find one that is too tight that needs to moisten or risk damaging the goods.
but sometimes if you pump too hard, you will hear noises. then you know it's full liao. just stop a moment to ascertain if it is indeed fill to satisfaction. if not, you can always conntinue pumping
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SUSadvocado
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Jun 4 2014, 10:50 AM
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the needle is quite sharp near the head, if no moisten when insert to hole might still scratch the side of the hole, after many times the hole start to become loose and more stinky air will start to leak, then you need to insert more often, then hole gets bigger leak even more until 1 day pump how much leak how much. QUOTE(thelws @ Jun 4 2014, 10:47 AM) ts, the valve of the ball where you insert the needle is not as tight as you think. most valve easily accomodate a needle. those who say that it is too tight usually lying. as far as i know, almost any needle can cucuk one. no need moisten all that. very rare you will find one that is too tight that needs to moisten or risk damaging the goods. but sometimes if you pump too hard, you will hear noises. then you know it's full liao. just stop a moment to ascertain if it is indeed fill to satisfaction. if not, you can always conntinue pumping
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ZzZzz...
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Jun 4 2014, 10:53 AM
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I always use saliva on my fingers 1st before inserting into the hole.
can demo above statement?
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red streak
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Jun 4 2014, 10:54 AM
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Son of a....misleading text!
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thelws
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Jun 4 2014, 10:55 AM
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QUOTE(advocado @ Jun 4 2014, 10:50 AM) the needle is quite sharp near the head, if no moisten when insert to hole might still scratch the side of the hole, after many times the hole start to become loose and more stinky air will start to leak, then you need to insert more often, then hole gets bigger leak even more until 1 day pump how much leak how much. the solution actually very simple. you just need to change the ball. but of coz some find this difficult. maybe you like the ball. or maybe some people spend too much on the ball liao so feel like too wasted. but when the time has come, it's best to just change
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ch@ich@i
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Jun 4 2014, 10:55 AM
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mcbbbb misleading title
misleading content
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ar188
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Jun 4 2014, 10:56 AM
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QUOTE(advocado @ Jun 4 2014, 10:29 AM)
I always use saliva on my fingers 1st before inserting into the hole.
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kevinlim001
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Jun 4 2014, 10:57 AM
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QUOTE(ZzZzz... @ Jun 4 2014, 10:53 AM) I always use saliva on my fingers 1st before inserting into the hole. can demo above statement? i seconded that.. put youtube drillz TS..
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SUStsunade
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Jun 4 2014, 10:57 AM
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yup. need to moisten. coz the hole can crack easily when dry. sounds to wrong.... This post has been edited by tsunade: Jun 4 2014, 10:58 AM
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Lucifer96
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Jun 4 2014, 10:58 AM
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Go in dry.
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joe_mamak
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Jun 4 2014, 10:58 AM
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TS has one shaped like a needle.
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marsupilami
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Jun 4 2014, 11:01 AM
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i understand what TS trying to say
his size = 2" (needle)
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SUSadvocado
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Jun 4 2014, 11:15 AM
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but they write moisten needle, sounds like a name for the specific needle. they should write moistened needle instead then everyone understand. QUOTE(tsunade @ Jun 4 2014, 10:57 AM) yup. need to moisten. coz the hole can crack easily when dry. sounds to wrong.... 
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Low Yat FreaK
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Jun 4 2014, 11:19 AM
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QUOTE(s3iryu @ Jun 4 2014, 10:44 AM)
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VanishS
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Jun 4 2014, 11:20 AM
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Sounds like TS is about to star in a gay flick
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urnicksux2
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Jun 4 2014, 11:24 AM
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thats why u must do oral first,to moistened the hole before entering ur needle dik
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Power Tools Guy
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Jun 4 2014, 11:25 AM
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QUOTE(advocado @ Jun 4 2014, 10:29 AM) Just wondering for folks with balls, how do you pump them up? I always use saliva on my fingers 1st before inserting into the hole. The ball always print Moisten Needle near the hole, i always though Moisten Needle is just a name for the needle. Never though that it's a verb to moisture it. I wonder why they don't print Moistened Needle instead. Coz if you write Moisten Needle should follow "before insert needle". If they write moistened needle then we know the hole is for moistened needle. If you don't moisture the needle before you insert to the ball hole, you risk damaging the valve, and the balls will leak, or get damaged. This explains why my balls keep shrinking after 2 weeks. Now i sprayed some Silicone spray on the needle before insert, hope the silicone can seal off any damage i've done previously by forcefully inserting it dry.
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Kyojin
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Jun 4 2014, 11:27 AM
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QUOTE(thelws @ Jun 4 2014, 10:47 AM) ts, the valve of the ball where you insert the needle is not as tight as you think. most valve easily accomodate a needle. those who say that it is too tight usually lying. as far as i know, almost any needle can cucuk one. no need moisten all that. very rare you will find one that is too tight that needs to moisten or risk damaging the goods. but sometimes if you pump too hard, you will hear noises. then you know it's full liao. just stop a moment to ascertain if it is indeed fill to satisfaction. if not, you can always conntinue pumpingStrange, I pump hard or soft also got noise. Difference is in the frequency and amplitude of the said noise.
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jovyn
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Jun 4 2014, 11:28 AM
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insap laaa
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ZimCyx
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Jun 4 2014, 11:32 AM
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QUOTE(jovyn @ Jun 4 2014, 11:28 AM) fixed.
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feekle
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Jun 4 2014, 11:34 AM
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i see what u did there
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SUSadvocado
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Jun 4 2014, 11:38 AM
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sometimes it sounds like pfff pfff pfff, sometimes it sounds like breeep breeep breeep, sometimes it sounds like piap piap piap. i guess it means quite full liao. QUOTE(Kyojin @ Jun 4 2014, 11:27 AM) Strange, I pump hard or soft also got noise. Difference is in the frequency and amplitude of the said noise.
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delon85
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Jun 4 2014, 11:40 AM
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You need to put KY je
Oh I see what you did thar TS
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Chaud
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Jun 4 2014, 11:53 AM
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what ball are you talking about? why am i having a boner?
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loon90
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Jun 4 2014, 11:59 AM
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Isap and make it wet sure can. Use yr tongue and play with it
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Kyojin
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Jun 4 2014, 12:05 PM
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QUOTE(advocado @ Jun 4 2014, 11:38 AM) sometimes it sounds like pfff pfff pfff, sometimes it sounds like breeep breeep breeep, sometimes it sounds like piap piap piap. i guess it means quite full liao. Breeep breeep sound most probably due to insufficient lubrication with the shaft/rod. Sounds so painful, better lub up before penetrating the hole with your needle.
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Strike
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Jun 4 2014, 12:07 PM
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teringat pasal isteri hantar surat tanya kenapa suami masukkan bola
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joefbi
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Jun 4 2014, 12:10 PM
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QUOTE(ThisIsAter @ Jun 4 2014, 10:35 AM) lulz why am i imagining other things while reading this?  missleading title
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limfreelance
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Jun 4 2014, 12:12 PM
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fak.......i tot bump my own ball.
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8sg9ft
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Jun 4 2014, 12:28 PM
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Hahaha this thread doomx
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SUSapj8188
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Jun 4 2014, 12:30 PM
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Se7en please give elite tag to ts !!!
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alwinnng
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Jun 4 2014, 12:33 PM
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QUOTE(ThisIsAter @ Jun 4 2014, 10:35 AM) lulz why am i imagining other things while reading this?   great minds think alike
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SUSadvocado
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Jun 4 2014, 12:36 PM
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Balls got fabric one meh? Is there such a thing that the hole must constantly hold enough pressure, if you leave it empty for long time the hole will get used to not having pressure on it so even when you pump it up it will easily leak? QUOTE(14-9-2015 @ Jun 4 2014, 12:31 PM) it depends, if this kind its best to not poke it dry. the fabric arnd the needle hole can koyak especially if the ball is really under-inflated. 
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TheEvilMan
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Jun 4 2014, 12:38 PM
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TS u only have one ball, usually pro will handle 2 balls and do dribbling with both of them, resonating between one another
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MadhavanR
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Jun 4 2014, 12:39 PM
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QUOTE(advocado @ Jun 4 2014, 10:29 AM) Just wondering for folks with balls, how do you pump them up? I always use saliva on my fingers 1st before inserting into the hole. The ball always print Moisten Needle near the hole, i always though Moisten Needle is just a name for the needle. Never though that it's a verb to moisture it. I wonder why they don't print Moistened Needle instead. Coz if you write Moisten Needle should follow "before insert needle". If they write moistened needle then we know the hole is for moistened needle. If you don't moisture the needle before you insert to the ball hole, you risk damaging the valve, and the balls will leak, or get damaged. This explains why my balls keep shrinking after 2 weeks. Now i sprayed some Silicone spray on the needle before insert, hope the silicone can seal off any damage i've done previously by forcefully inserting it dry. wadafak is this ? Silicone spray ?
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SUSGion
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Jun 4 2014, 12:39 PM
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dafug just I read
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mirzan007
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Jun 4 2014, 12:41 PM
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ask achik to moisten ts balls
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doomx
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Jun 4 2014, 03:28 PM
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QUOTE(8sg9ft @ Jun 4 2014, 12:28 PM) i read earlier also my brains fried
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audi90
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Jun 4 2014, 03:34 PM
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Internet really change my mind. Oh god wai..
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mukhlisz
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Jun 4 2014, 03:35 PM
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pumping balls need lube meh? use saliva some more.. what kind of balls does OP have?
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jeff10012003
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Jun 4 2014, 03:38 PM
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serius i can't see the game. normal la wanna pump the ball sometime need to moisten. if not the needle ketat to go in.
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jeff10012003
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Jun 4 2014, 03:38 PM
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but i wonder ts, why you use saliva? better use moisturizer.
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SUSSWIZZ
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Jun 4 2014, 03:40 PM
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QUOTE(maximillan @ Jun 4 2014, 10:38 AM) whats tis related to? damn my mind  both of you suitable for brokeback meowtain
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Azriefiq
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Jun 4 2014, 03:47 PM
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awkward boner
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itisludwig
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Jun 4 2014, 04:03 PM
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wtf
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korgiforlite
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Jun 4 2014, 04:16 PM
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wtf?
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Lil'Maine
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Jun 4 2014, 05:33 PM
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My mind ~~~its tricking me....
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orramus
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Jun 4 2014, 05:39 PM
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Awesome lelz
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spamfish
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Jun 4 2014, 05:43 PM
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nice thread TS...haha
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Jackofree
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Jun 4 2014, 05:46 PM
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This just proved that I have a dirty mind. F u TS
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xaoc
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Jun 4 2014, 05:52 PM
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lol brilliant thread
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abang brother
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Jun 4 2014, 05:53 PM
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hahahahahaha
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MeToo
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Jun 4 2014, 05:53 PM
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QUOTE(jimliew @ Jun 4 2014, 10:39 AM) This will be an epic troll
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skeleton202
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Jun 4 2014, 05:54 PM
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patut la pelik baca title... biasa moisten didi tapi yang ni moisten ball... rupa2nya aku yang berfikiran prono
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mizi3
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Jun 4 2014, 05:55 PM
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damn unker, this thread make me moist
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ahhann
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Jun 4 2014, 06:00 PM
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mind fucuk by this tered dee ...
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siksa
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Jun 4 2014, 06:09 PM
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did I just misread this?
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GameisMeat
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Jun 4 2014, 06:43 PM
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seek professional assistant for further happiness..owai
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