Ah. I had thought it went something like this:
Customs Officer A: Commissioner sir, so here I have with me a package from Japan, valued close to RM500. Do you think it might be one of those sex doll things Metro covered?
Commissioner: Well, open'er up then. Let's see what this guy has.
*opens package up*
Commissioner: Oh God! This... this cannot be! We can't let such sinful creation got into the hands of our people! Grab some Sharpies!
Customs Officer A: B-but sir, it's just a normal cartoon figure, and we can't exactly tarnish belongings of other people--
Commissioner: Do as I say! Metro says these things corrupt people!
*covers figure in Sharpie, packs it back and sends it away*
more accurate version is the makan petang wan...if item arrive during breakfast lunch dinner hours before off work diorang stamp pass jer hahaha