Good read. Now I can tell my girfriends 
He only have one ex. Because his ex is now his wife. That's why is ex-girfriend. 
Likes to kiss after that? 
Sharing your vitamins/minerals with you....? 

Such wife where to find la. Need to find angmo only willing to do that LOL!
Cuz I ask many girls before, they say is disgusting and they will not even do it.

What's more about taking the load full in her mouth man. Out of a few I ask, only 1 said maybe she will do it.
But not gonna take it in her mouth LOL!

Reason:
1) dirty.
2) Pee comes out from there, so is dirty
3) Got bacteria, still your where you pee comes out from.
4) It looks disgusting to even put it in the mouth. (Guess have to tattoo some cartoons on it)

You face problem kot....

Not kuat la, sudah plan one this one Made in Japan....after this is no more planning for 3rd one...2 enough..twin turbo sudah cukup....now that single turbo at home already making loud Pssh Pssh sound then wake up at 6am kacau me...keep want to sleep beside me and put her leg on my face then boost here boost there on the bed and in house (walk here n there) until I can't sleep....then after I time to go work she sleep back....Hahahaha so siapa want convert from NA to Turbo think betul betul....Hahahahaha

What am I reading  

But your true friend want to gift you a foldable chair.