Boys,
Rejoice! because Captain Pinoy is looking for new minions in his quest to crush pubs.

Requirements:

1.No tryhards please.
2.No Flaming amongst minions. Do this, you will make Captain Pinoy sad because he loves his minions equally.
3.Willing to join Captain Pinoy when he trashtalks opponent.
4.MMR doesn't matter, can be as low as 1k or as high as 6k.
5.Captain Pinoy doesn't care about your age.
6.Not get bored easily with winning streak, because game is too ez for Captain pinoy.

More about Captain Pinoy:
Steam
Dotabuff

Captain Pinoy will post his solo and party mmr when he reaches level 13.

Sign up now! Do not miss this once in a lifetime opportunity.

Don't judge too early, Captain Pinoy already gave his Dotabuff and Steam account. Why don't you add Captain Pinoy first?

To be honest, Captain Pinoy is really sad right now. He is very lonely, yet nobody seems to take him seriously. A total of 0 player have added Captain Pinoy since he started this thread.

By the way, Captain Pinoy has just finished his calibrating matches. 17 different heroes were used in his 20 calibrating matches, with Invoker being used 3 times, Ursa being used 2 times and the rest were different type of heroes. Captain Pinoy's party matchmaking partners MMR ranged from 3k to 4k. Captain Pinoy doesn't discriminate when choosing players for his party as long as he's not a tryhard and a troll like Captain Pinoy.

As promised in his first post, here is the result.

Solo MMR: 5200 (7 wins - 3 losses)

Party MMR: 4965 (5 wins - 5 losses)



StationMonkey

Even though Captain Pinoy completely understands you, this is not /k. Its rude to use other language when clearly English is the official language of this forum.

Just add Captain Pinoy, no need to ask.

To all lowyat.net netizens, before you guys add Captain Pinoy, know this; Captain Pinoy doesn't like tryhards. If you can't control your emotions, you won't stay long in Captain's friendlist. Captain Pinoy is not your tool to increase your party MMR. He won't go mid all the time to carry your game. Treat Captain Pinoy like a person, and he will treat you like a person too.

~min~

You mean this game?

http://dotabuff.com/matches/648604711

Captain Pinoy apologizes if you feel disappointed. Mind stating why? So Captain Pinoy can try to improve himself. Is it because Captain Pinoy is not funny enough, or the game was bad?

Captain Nepal is Captain Pinoy's friend and he's super bad at the game, but your friend NP is not that great too. If Captain Pinoy didn't say a single word during the entire game, it is because Captain Pinoy is raging inside. He's using all his strength to control his emotions.

First lets start with the picks.

Captain Pinoy randomed first, then Captain Nepal picked second. Both captains were the first and second picker. If Captain Pinoy is not mistaken, Invoker picked before you guys. If you guys want to win so badly care to explain your hero of choice?

Invoker basically won the game for the dire. At 8 minutes mark, Invoker creep score was 43-21 , yours was 16-0. Both you and your friend creep were 16-0/16-0, lowest for the radiant side. For your information cliff farming is super inefficient. If you were playing solo in 5k mmr bracket, Captain Pinoy dare you do that cliff farming, your entire team will flame you until you cry.

As for Captain Pinoy's bear, he was merely adapting to the situation. Everyone on the other side was aiming for Captain's bear, and his bear died a lot. That's why he didn't put items on his bear. How did he get this idea? He once saw kyxy did the same thing, not just kyxy btw, a lot of pros did the same thing in that situation. Problem with pubs is people think they know more than they do, hence the noob-calling and flaming teammates.

For the second time Captain Pinoy want to stress that Invoker won that game, period, no discussion. Any smurfing 5k Invoker playing quas wex will win the game easily against sub 5k five stacks. The game was won before it even started. If Captain Pinoy plays invoker mid against sub 5k mid, he can wreck them even if they dual mid, without any help from support.

True to his promise, not even once in the Captain Pinoy try to boss his teammates. He said nothing in that game, despite seeing flaws after flaws in the game.

Captain Pinoy wonders if ~min~ really meant it when he said;