W@h Ch@N is also a chinaman company...

We don't encourage our staff to take sick leave, later they abuse it. Medical claim limit is RM20 a month. RM20?! I go pharmacy buy medicine also not enough, don't even talk about seeing a doctor.

Every tiny thing also have to go through the MD approval. Who's the MD? The one man who oversees everything no matter what department you're in. And when I say oversee everything, I mean up till what shit picture you select to put on FB to how you display the jewellery in store.

No S&P at all for anything. Newbies? Good luck because there's no guidance. You go see see what we did last time and agak-agak do la. Or you see see competitor do what, then we do what lo. Go stalk and take H@b!B's brochures and all. See how they photograph their product, and how they name their product, then we copy.

YES, even product name! You know how they come up with product names? Come come, we gather the whole freaking department, each one come up with a few suggestions. Okay, then we compile the whole list. 50 suggested names? Okay okay, then we will hold a meeting at 6pm with MD to go through the list.

By 7.30pm, MD free to see you all liao, so the whole department go into MD office sit, open extra foldable table cause not enough place sit. We go through the list, one by one. No laptops, nothing, just the list of the names and your mobile phone (no wifi so please use your own data plan). Okay, then we google one by one, see what the name means, then we eliminate based on votes. By 10pm, we finally settled on a name! After 10 people wasted their entire night sitting around GOOGLING names and voting. Need 10 people meh to do this kind of things?

Okay, once we settled on the names, we need to select photo of models liao. Time to google stock images! On your phones! Individually. So what are we googling? CNY model, CNY cheongsam model, CNY gold ad, etc etc. Then we will show each other the images we found on the phone, then continue googling. WADAFAK. Liddis 12am also no need to go home.

Next day, please come in sharp at 8.30am, we rinse and repeat.