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 OMG computer kills brain cell :D, ahhhh my brain !

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FunctionX
post Jul 17 2006, 06:36 PM

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truth in that.

exposure to places like LYN will kill brain cells at an exponential rate.

Within 2 weeks you'll start making spelling mistakes.
Within a month you'll lose sentence coherence.
Within a year you'll forget your native tounge and speak only in incomprehensible LYNguage.

Your algebraic skills will be reduced to nothing within 87 hours of exposure.
After 100 hours you'll loose basic addition subtraction skills and will have to rely on your handphones to know the product of 87x6.


Usually critical thinking skills and creativity will be reduced to nil after 6 months.



Lesson : STAY AWAY FROM TEH INTERNERDS ! (OMFG A SPEHLEENG MEESTUK !)


p/s : contrary to popular belief, brain cells can't be replaced. You can strengthen connections between neurons (by thinking, aka using the brain), but once you lose one (either from disuse, brain trauma, radiaton, whatever), that's it. You ain't getting it back.

This post has been edited by FunctionX: Jul 17 2006, 06:37 PM

 

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