One can now safely assume that Saito will now have the "honor" of joining the enemies of mankind list.

One can now safely assume that Saito will now have the "honor" of joining the enemies of mankind list.

>_<

Dear Brother Hangmen of my significant future, I do have the same thoughts of yours but I am surprised that you just recently put a sight upon this spectacular story.

However, Saito also has an unfortunate combination of an A-rank passive skill called "Sexual Encounters" but an F rating for his Luck attribute.

Really, Henrietta is the kind of character who's so unfortunate, you can't help but feel bad for her. Yet, she's a very strong person as well, because even with all her misfortune, she's still able to carry out her duties, as a ruler of a country should.

Anyway, the surprise came when Henrietta began making out with Saito in order to avoid being discovered in a room search by some palace guards. The plan from the beginning was that Saito and Henrietta would pretend to be a commoner couple, so they wouldn't attract attention from the guards looking for her. But not only did she just kiss Saito, she pushed him down onto the bed and went completely french on him (or should I say "tristonian kiss"? Since Tristein = France ^^; ). Even after the guards left, Henrietta continued the intense kiss on top of Saito. But just when Saito's mind was about to evaporate into nothingness, Henrietta raised her head and looked down at him with a flushed face and watery eyes, sweet breaths can be heard leaking out from between her lips... Then she asked him to "treat her like a lover would, just for tonight"... For a few minutes, inside the small, smelly and dinky bedroom, with the sound of rain in the background, Saito and Henrietta lost themselves in each other...

And then Saito remembered Louise and how she would never forgive him if he went any further with Henrietta, so he stopped himself.

......Talk about an integrity of steel.

Taking her sister's advice, Louise arrived at Saito's room, only to discover... Saito knocked out cold on the floor by the alcohol, and a smashed-drunk Siesta sitting beside him. Siesta, who's practically a devil when drunk, notices Louise and began throwing accusations at her for not being honest with her feelings:
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The moment Louise was about to shout out in anger.... Siesta suddenly closed in on Louise's face.

Siesta: "You love him, right? Basically, you're just jealous. Yet you keeping going noble this, noble that, it's really stupid"
Louise: "Wha, wha......"
Suddenly being striked at her core, Louise winched.

Siesta: "Will you admit that you love him? Will you admit that you're jealous of me and him? If you can admit that, then I can let you take him for today"
Siesta moves closer and closer towards Louise.
Louise: "A, au......, u...."
Louise turns red and falls silent.

Siesta: "Huh, you can't say it after all. Coward"
Louise: "U......."
Against an oddly intense Siesta, Louise was totally beaten back and began to falter.

Siesta: "Besides, Saito-san......."
Louise: "W, what now? What, what!?"
Siesta: "Likes girls with big chests"
Louise was completely finished off, left with nothing to say but a "gu......"

Siesta: "I've always been wondering about this, but those aren't breasts, are they?"
Poke, poke, Siesta poked at Louise's chest.
Louise: "Y, yes they are"
Siesta: "Aren't they flat planks? And that's me being generous!"
"U.....", Louise is half-crying now. She recalls Saito's glances. Wasn't that idiotic familiar's glance al~ways focused at people's cleavages?

Siesta: "Saito-san always said to me, that since Miss Valliere is a flattop, she doesn't look like a girl to him"
With her drunken force, Siesta said something incredible.
Louise bit her lips strongly, and dashed out of the room.
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Saito arrived at the lake in the courtyard, where Louise is hiding, inside a small boat in the middle of the lake.

Saito tried to coax Louise out, only to be met with resistence, the two of them soon began to argue, with Saito saying that he's always being forced to go along with Louise's plans and wars, when he really wanted to be using the time to find his way back home. Louise fires back the usual "Then why don't you just go!?", expecting the the usual response like "Yeah, I got it! I'm going!"
But what she got instead was...

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"Because I love you!"
The air froze. For an instant, Louise wasn't able understand what was just said to her.
What did he say just now? Love? You mean that "love"? What's going on?

Louise: "......Eh?"
Saito: "I love you! My heart beats like mad just from looking at you! Doesn't that mean love!? So I love you! And yet, you're always mumbling "you just want to please the princess" this or "where are you looking" that, and now stupid things like "why don't you just go"!"
Louise: "Eh? Ehh?"
Saito: "Anyway, you're just not cute! Why!? Why do you think I'm risking my life fighting for you!? Because I love you! If not, I'd be sleeping in my room instead!"
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Saito tossed his raw feelings at Louise, and both of them fell silent. Louise was hit by a wave of joy, but at the same time, feels like she can't trust him yet. Combined with her pride, Louise refrained from exposing her feeling to Saito, but promised to believe him once she's convinced that he's not lying.

Then, Louise remembered Kirche's taunt from before about how Saito falls for the other girls because she never allows him access to herself. So, as a reward for Saito's feelings, Louise decided to allow him to touch one part of her body that he wants...

Faced with this, Saito almost suffocated, but before that, he decided to take Louise's lips...
Louise was surprised but happy at Saito's choice, well, it's true that lips count as one part of her body... Until Saito's excitement level maxed out and his hand began reaching under her skirt... Louise tried to cry out in protest, but everytime she would be hit by Saito's whispers of "I love you", which are like words of magic that causes her to lose all power...

Saito then bit Louise's earlobes lightly, causing her to lose strength, and pushed her down onto the boat. Louise's mind is a mess, but still manages to keep Saito's hand from entering the gaps between her skirt and shirt... Even her mouth was sealed by his kiss and his "I love you so much, Louise". As she tried to lift her knees and aim for his crotch, Saito shifted his mouth from her lips to her ear, and whispered loving words to her, causing her to go flop again. Before long, Louise lost all resistence. When she opened her eyes again to look up...

There, surrounding the lake, stood all the castle servants who were looking for her.
Among them stood Eleonor with a deadly stiff face.
A mother with a face so pale, she could faint any second.
And in the middle of them all, there's a trembling father with a look on his face that's far beyond anger....

By the way, on one hand, I'm glad to see a main character who's not your typical shy guy, but on the other hand... this one is bordering criminal.....

maybe will d*wload the novel for collection purposed.. lazy to read coz reading stuff like novelz is a sleeping pill to me

I have been keeping volume 1-8.

The only problem is.

I can't read a single bloody word.

T_T