Real men don't cry over games. That would be extremely stupid. They cry over their favourite football club. That's fine. They can cry when they're too tired out from having sex with too many women in the same day. That's fine too.

But over a bloody game? Geez.

Cannot cry during movies. Girlfriend/wife will look at you funny and think you're not a strong enough guy. So that's out. Girls don't want a sissy looking after em. They might want a feminine guy from time to time to discuss handbags but never for a mate.

Football matches, cry if you lose alot of money betting Or if you love the club too much and they screw up.

And yes, geez. I am a real man! Join me, I give classes every Tuesday. 7pm-9pm. If you are having trouble being a man.