Lyrics to Visit 1Malaysia4Sex Year 2014 theme song (tv ad):

Come bang a gal over here
All kinds of races from far and near
Ringgit's low, you can buy them all with ease
All kinds of different shapes and sizes
We've got trannys that give surprises!
Young and old, they're so hot and love to tease


Visit Malaysiaaaa
You'll get great sex, dear
All of the condoms are from local trees
Visit Malaysiaaaa
Be an Asian playa
We'll sure fulfill every single kinky need!

I categorically state with complete and total abhorrence
That I wasn't responsible for that ad's tune and lyrical nonsense!