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TSthivaakar
post Jun 29 2006, 04:28 PM, updated 20y ago

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well it goes like this;
A husband and wife are having sex upstairs with the window open when a bumblebee flies in the window and into the wife's vagina. The man and the woman freak out and decide to go to the emergency room. When they finally get to see a doctor, he says that his plan is to put honey on the tip of his penis, to start having sex with the woman, and then to attract the bee and pull out his penis along with the bee. After a minute the husband and wife agree to the plan. The doctor starts having sex with the wife. At first the mood is still calm, but after a couple of minutes the doctor starts groping the wife's breasts. She starts moaning and screaming along with the doctor. The husband yells, "Wait a minute! What the hell do you think you are doing doctor?" and the doctor replies, "change of plan buddy, I'm gonna drown this son of a b****"
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LanEvoX
post Jun 29 2006, 04:44 PM

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QUOTE(thivaakar @ Jun 29 2006, 04:28 PM)
well it goes like this;
A husband and wife are having sex upstairs with the window open when a bumblebee flies in the window and into the wife's vagina. The man and the woman freak out and decide to go to the emergency room. When they finally get to see a doctor, he says that his plan is to put honey on the tip of his penis, to start having sex with the woman, and then to attract the bee and pull out his penis along with the bee. After a minute the husband and wife agree to the plan. The doctor starts having sex with the wife. At first the mood is still calm, but after a couple of minutes the doctor starts groping the wife's breasts. She starts moaning and screaming along with the doctor. The husband yells, "Wait a minute! What the hell do you think you are doing doctor?" and the doctor replies, "change of plan buddy, I'm gonna drown this son of a b****"
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why dun the husband that do the plan at first? doh.gif

but anyway, nice one laugh.gif
freelance2u
post Jun 29 2006, 05:44 PM

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whahahahaa...weird but funny....thx thivaakar for sharing
dec08
post Jun 29 2006, 06:02 PM

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hahaa...nice nice...its really surprise me when the doc do that plan instead of the husband..how good to be doc...lol..
TSthivaakar
post Jun 29 2006, 10:35 PM

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QUOTE(freelance2u @ Jun 29 2006, 05:44 PM)
whahahahaa...weird but funny....thx thivaakar for sharing
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np np
btw how do i say np in chinese?
creap
post Jun 29 2006, 10:45 PM

I would like a piece of punch line
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没问题

the doctor pwn both of them biggrin.gif
TSthivaakar
post Jun 29 2006, 10:49 PM

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QUOTE(creap @ Jun 29 2006, 10:45 PM)
没问题

the doctor pwn both of them biggrin.gif
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i duno the chinese words..write it out plz
creap
post Jun 29 2006, 10:53 PM

I would like a piece of punch line
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mei wen ti.... doh.gif

 

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