Want a website, but find web development services too expensive?

"Okay then," you say, "I'll build it myself, how hard can it be? LOL YOLO!"

Then....you get overwhelmed by all these website building tutorials!!


cPanel? WHM? DirectAdmin? Plesk? Those sound like some hipster indie bands!
Shared hosting or VPS? What's dedicated server? Which provider should I use?
Cache? Is that a French food?
.htaccess? Why...why does it have a dot in front...??
SSL? CDN? PHP? FTP? STOP THROWING ALL THESE ACRONYMS AT ME!!!!


That's just building. Management is a another whole level of nightmare. One day you can't take it anymore and you kneel on the floor, shouting "WHAT?? WHAT ARE ALL THESE THINGS?? STOP! MY BRAIN IS MELTING!! I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS! PLEASE, SOMEBODY, ANYBODY, HELP ME!!!" while helplessly flailing your hands up in the air*

*overdramatization


That's where I come in. I'll whip out a website for you (in a couple days), just for $59 per month! I have built and maintained my own websites for over 2 years now. Why is it so cheap? I have a system that allows my productivity rate to skyrocket with the same amount of effort. No, I ain't selling that.


I can make:
- Information website such as blogs, company website, brochure website, etc
- E-commerce website such as membership site, online store, etc


What I will do:
- Build the website, using award-winning content management systems
- Apply professional design (you have to give me the logo, though!)
- Manage your content, that means you give me the content you created, and I'll put it up on the site
- Optimize the site, including caches, content delivery networks, etc that can make your site up to 200% faster!
- Handle the hosting, it's on my own (optimized) server, proctected by firewall, anti-malware, etc
- Handle bugs/errors


What I will NOT do:
- Create your content for you. No sir/madam! I only handle the technical side, you're the artist here!
- Do SEO services. SEO is an everchanging game, results are not guaranteed. I hate to give empty promises. The best SEO is quality content. You can try other marketing methods as well.
- Market the site. I'm terrible at marketing. There, I said it.



You can view my site, ask questions and sign up at http://sitenoid.com

Alternatively, you can also PM me.

This post has been edited by mae9012: Dec 17 2013, 08:56 AM