Short Short Short the market ~~ da dum

stupid farting market can you please wait for me before you slide off pre-market...damn it

Closing out all SPY puts for a gain of +$10k, though the market might tank further didn't like the slow grinding. Damn azdrama is down, no HK drama for tonight it seems.

Double Top pattern on ES premarket, I am sooooo gonna short this market

Loaded SPY Put

Shorting with caution though.

Russian's so called "humanitarian convoy" now 10hrs away from hitting Ukraine border.

The convoy is sending food, medical supplies, sleeping pills...opps I mean sleeping bags in the re-painted military trucks.

Double top pattern on 60min ES pattern brings SPY hitting $193, challenging yesterday's low.

buyers attempt to form double bottom pattern, as long as bear can prevent SPY hitting and penetrate through 194.35, market will still slide and retest yesterday's low

Closed PUT for small +$800 gain .zzzzz

Brazil plane crashed, potentially carrying presidential candidate.

So far, no positions for the 1st day after vacation........no clear direction except some minor push from bulls, low volume, low volatility...zzzz

Gonna wait 9:55 before JBTFD

JBTFD = Jump and buy the farking deep for clarification and entertainment purpose

gogogogo SPY calls, targe $0.30 increment at least 4 levels from ITM

Closed SPY AugWk5 198.5 Call for +$1200 gain, doesnt like the price action, bond rallying while market is gradually rising but not confirm by NTSE A-D line.

That was a farking close escape, SPY just dropped $0.60 within 2min, must be war breaking out or whatever shit just hit the headlines

actually the Urkaine already wiped out part of the armored vehicles

I belived if 50% of the Russian armored vehicles were getting wept out, SPY can hit $193.7, closing the weekly gap today

so far, the ukraine officers have been claiming victory and risking the fact that putin will not send another invasion troops. now I am kinda curious what kinda of meals are those officers taking each day to have those pairs of steel balls hanging between their legs.

Those who own billions of cash will have the buying power, but I am not a person who favors catching a falling knife either.