There have a big ship it called titanic ship. (to cut the story short, as know titanic ship have sank into the sea). All people was die except for 3 peoples. Mr. A,Mr. B and Mr. C. Mr. A is from Japan, Mr. B is from Indonesia and Mr. C is from Malaysia.The 3 people was in a small boat which have a big hole there. The boat can stand at least 4 hours before it sank. So in fast action, Mr. A opened his bag, ad throw all the mp3 cd,vcd player and also laptop. Then Mr. B and Mr. C was quite shock at looking at Mr. A. Then Mr. A replied, "I have many in Japan if i can still alive". Mean throw he thing to the sea can make the boat lighter so can stand more hours before it wanted to sank. After 1 hours, Mr. A and Mr. C looking at Mr. B. The Mr. B took his bag, and throw all the keropok, chilli into the sea and put his bag aside and say 'I have it many in Indonesia if i can go back to indonesia'. So after 1 hour again, Mr.A and Mr.B looking at Mr.C, Mr.C pretend like don't know and Mr. A and Mr. B very fierce looking at him, then Mr. C push Mr.B into the sea. Mr. A was scare and shock. Then Mr. C replied " It have many indonesia people in Malaysia"

The END.

i HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THIS JOKE AND KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.

fORGIVE MY BAD ENGISH.

i believe u take this from somewhere.the original reads better.
P.s : pay attention to english classes.

It told by my lecturer yesterday. I find it very nice so i try to post it here with my broken english.

I have put in many effort into my english class already.. I will improve my english ASAP.

lol nice one.
talk about english, i am so sad, today's presentation i did a shit job

now thats funny..

nice joke. not bad. keep it up dude

nice one . i've read a similar joke, but it's in a train with an american, a japanese, a bangaladeshi, and a malaysian. i don't remember exactly how it went, but in the end the malaysian throw the bangladeshi out the window, saying we got a lot of these in malaysia too, lol

i will try to upload more joke in everyweek.. cause my lecturer every tuesday have give me vitamin M which is a joke after he finish his lecture.

GoodLuck in improving. i dont mean to offend u. dont take it seriously.

hahahha

you used yang mi's china-english?

LOL>...

great joke from your lecturer....

that's why lo, LYF english verily powerful

keke

You pay attention "in" English classes as well?

actually no.i skip it and play bball the whole 5years. =)
bt of cuz for those hu isnt tat gd need to attend it rite?

nice job...funny..

wah liek that also can ar

didnt the original one involve heli instead of boat, bangla instead of indon and englishman instead of japanese?

one of the infinitely many variations out there... quite good though...