Case 1:

Have you seen the Made-in-Malaysia car "Kancil"?
You know, that very  little 600 cc car ???
Well, Dr M really wanted to sell it to the US , so when Dr M paid a visit  to the White House after finishing formal
discussions with George Bush, Dr  M checks  with Bush to find out > if
there is a  way to sell the Kancil in  the USA.
>  >
>  >  After having looked at the brochure, Bush said,"You
>  > know,I think this  'Kernchill' is too small for us
>  > Americans."
>  >
>  >
>  >    Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted
>  > > and finally Bush
>  > >      offered,
>  > >      "Ok, take this number down. This guy is
>  > >      my good buddy and  he's  also the CEO of the
>  > > biggest compact car
>  > >      distributor in North America .."
>  > >
>  > >
>  > >        Dr M was satisfied with the meeting and
>  > > returns to Malaysia.  The
>  > >      next
>  > >      day  he called the number and a lady
>  > > answered,"TOYS R US",  can I  help you?"

Case 2 :

Mr. Samy-vellu went for the United Nations'
>  > > meeting. He represented
>  > >      the  Malaysian Prime Minister.
>  > >
>  > >        All nations were discussing about space
>  > > exploration by the year
>  > >      2008.
>  > >
>  > >
>  > >        Here are some of the conversations:
>  > >
>  > >
>  > >      China Delegate : "By the year 2008, China will
>  > > start their moon
>  > >      exploration project."
>  > >
>  > >        Russian Delegate : "We too, we are going to
>  > > explore the moon.  This
>  > >      time  we will see to it that our cosmonauts
>  > > will step  on the moon."
>  > >
>  > >        George Bush & Clinton : "We the United States
>  > > will also explore the
>  > >      moon  for the second time."
>  > >
>  > >
>  > >        Malaysian Delegate: "By the year 2008,
>  > > Malaysia will explore the
>  > >      sun."
>  > >
>  > >        There was a long silence. Bush stood up and
>  > > asked the Malaysian
>  > >      delegate:  "Isn't it t oo hot to explore the
>  > > sun?"
>  > >
>  > >        Samy Vellu (after a long silence): "We will
>  > > do it in the evening."

Case 3 :

There are three major races in Malaysia -
Malay, Chinese and Indian.
>  > >        The Malays have the political power and so
>  > > they set up the party
>  > >      UMNO,
>  > >      which literally means "U Must Not Object".
>  > >
>  > >
>  > >        The Chinese, on the other hand, controls most
>  > > of the Economy  and
>  > >      they  called their party MCA which means
>  > > "Money  Conquers All".
>  > >
>  > >
>  > >        Then there are the Indians who have no say in
>  > > politics or economics.
>  > >
>  > >      They  set up their party called MIC. Hence,
>  > > every  Parliamentary
>  > >      meeting the  Indians would ask: "Must I Come?"
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