Case 1:

Have you seen the Made-in-Malaysia car "Kancil"?
You know, that very little 600 cc car ???
Well, Dr M really wanted to sell it to the US , so when Dr M paid a visit to the White House after finishing formal
discussions with George Bush, Dr M checks with Bush to find out > if
there is a way to sell the Kancil in the USA.
> >
> > After having looked at the brochure, Bush said,"You
> > know,I think this 'Kernchill' is too small for us
> > Americans."
> >
> >
> > Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted
> > > and finally Bush
> > > offered,
> > > "Ok, take this number down. This guy is
> > > my good buddy and he's also the CEO of the
> > > biggest compact car
> > > distributor in North America .."
> > >
> > >
> > > Dr M was satisfied with the meeting and
> > > returns to Malaysia. The
> > > next
> > > day he called the number and a lady
> > > answered,"TOYS R US", can I help you?"

Case 2 :

Mr. Samy-vellu went for the United Nations'
> > > meeting. He represented
> > > the Malaysian Prime Minister.
> > >
> > > All nations were discussing about space
> > > exploration by the year
> > > 2008.
> > >
> > >
> > > Here are some of the conversations:
> > >
> > >
> > > China Delegate : "By the year 2008, China will
> > > start their moon
> > > exploration project."
> > >
> > > Russian Delegate : "We too, we are going to
> > > explore the moon. This
> > > time we will see to it that our cosmonauts
> > > will step on the moon."
> > >
> > > George Bush & Clinton : "We the United States
> > > will also explore the
> > > moon for the second time."
> > >
> > >
> > > Malaysian Delegate: "By the year 2008,
> > > Malaysia will explore the
> > > sun."
> > >
> > > There was a long silence. Bush stood up and
> > > asked the Malaysian
> > > delegate: "Isn't it t oo hot to explore the
> > > sun?"
> > >
> > > Samy Vellu (after a long silence): "We will
> > > do it in the evening."

Case 3 :

There are three major races in Malaysia -
Malay, Chinese and Indian.
> > > The Malays have the political power and so
> > > they set up the party
> > > UMNO,
> > > which literally means "U Must Not Object".
> > >
> > >
> > > The Chinese, on the other hand, controls most
> > > of the Economy and
> > > they called their party MCA which means
> > > "Money Conquers All".
> > >
> > >
> > > Then there are the Indians who have no say in
> > > politics or economics.
> > >
> > > They set up their party called MIC. Hence,
> > > every Parliamentary
> > > meeting the Indians would ask: "Must I Come?"


enjoy evveryone~

haiyoo
pitty..perodua..sell as a toy..hehehe

hahaha i like the samy vellu one..good job dude

i'm not suprise if US's grass-cutter mobile is as powerful as Kancil...

This post has been edited by goliath: Jun 22 2006, 12:28 PM

that will be another kind of joke...lolz..

this joke rocks...truly malaysian...

MALAYSIA BOLEH!!!!!

thats a lame joke. no offence.

nice one~~~!!

especially the last one........

like that also can think of....

i who ever came out wif this joke

nice joke, hope there are more

lol, i think that samy vellu one have been heard of before, of course with different names.... nevertheless good one there..

(i actually though it would have something to do with tol )

hahaha..lol..i like this post...funny le .. mca,umno,mic...keke

*rofl* agreed nice joke

Only the second one make me laugh. the other two heard before already

The last one was cool !

haha I liked the 2nd joke

just to u guys have a nice day...enjoy..

haha... last one was good...