Sunny or rainy day also no problem.
If Sam kor is not available, I will come to rescue you provided you take a red rose with you in order for me to recognize you.

Why all over body?
Unless our TKJ wears sexy sexy to attend the event, e.g. 3-points style.

I will wear like this.

Come to me if you need me.

And, if you are like this,


I will come to you like this,

From Beijing With Love.

Oh no.......
You treated our Sam kor as Siu Kiong?

p/s: For non-chinese, Siu Kiong a.k.a cockroaches.

Isn't this the long lost ancient Chinese martial art Buddha Palm aka "Yu Lai Shan Jiong"?
Teach me dear, then we can sama-sama practice on each other.

Thank-you you.
While most people here can already feel my Power of Love,
apparently, there is one, and she is the most important one still play dumb to me.

TKJ, dun be "mong seng seng" lah.

Thank-you you also.
Not only I am yeng, my killer look is aim to melt the icy iron heart.
"man nei sei mei" TKJ?

Aiyo, dear, dun cry, dun cry. Just ignore those "bad eggs" lah.
Come, I *sayang sayang* you like what you *sayang sayang* me the other day.

Aiyo, you are Sifu, I am student.
Sifu needs no practise but student needs to practise a lot in order to be an expert like Sifu mah.
The harder I hit you means the deeper my "lak fu" to you mah.

Sad, very sad!
Hurt, really hurt!
Pain, too pain!

Well, what else can I do?
Dun give up and continue to tackle you lo....

Well, you can sim; you can hide; you can run;
You can do whatever you want;
But, you must know the FACT that you can't escape from my "5 fingers mountain"!

Why shoulder?
My belly is more comfortable mah.

Oh, rupa2nya you are just like me, a trainee.
Then, sama2 practice togetherlah, apasal malu2?
Come, dear, look at me,

Ok, your turn now, come!

No more secret admirer liao.
Only got one open one.

You bet. Can rescue people by cushion the impact jumping from high building.
No kidding.

This one incredible hulk kah?
Look at his muscles, if people landed on his body from high building, sure pecahlah!

You are indeed a Shu Ng Hung to me.
I find it very difficult to tame your wildness after so many attempts.
But, if you are a Shu Ng Hung, I'll be your sifu Tong San Zhong.
Come, let me influence you, help you to reform.
To begin with, let me sing a song to you.

Here goes,


Oh oh only you, mok guai sifu ngam cham,
dai fan gor ku, mok par sei mi ti tang,
pong dou deng, mai geng, I understand,
you chuen lik dik hoi do, you geng jiao liong fan geng,
na mok o mi tor fu!

You better now after I sing love song to you?

Saya ni masih bujang lah.
Green head somemore tim.

Mai Lei Gu!