LAKONAN SEMULA

BABAK 1:

Guy: Hello? I'm back home ledi liao.
Lady: Very punctual la u every Saturday, wan somethin to drink ah?
Guy: No ah, very tired ledi today, need sleep. Can play with my didi first ah?
Lady: Dun wan lor, everytime u come here, u onli wan me to play with ur didi..
Guy: WTF?! Last time my ex-gf always play with my didi, but u really siao wan, i tell u..
Lady: MCB! Why bring back story of your ex-gf everytime i dun wan to play with ur didi! Hug also never give..
Guy: Haiyaa.. i'm tired ledi lor, why need just hug hug wan.. okok soli soli, now get on the bed, i give u hug hug..

BABAK 2:

Guy: So that concludes our meeting for today, I hope you are pleased with our products. Please contact me again for further purchases.
Lady: Indeed I am pleased. But I need someone to test this toy product. May I make a suggestion for our upcoming meeting?
Guy: Certainly, Miss. I would be glad to help.
Lady: I would like to proposed that our next meet up to be at the Ah Poh Hotel at KL. I hope you will be able to help me to test this. Do bring a pack of condom and some Vaseline, just in case.
Guy: Of course, it would certainly be pleasu- what??
Lady: Excuse me?
Guy: I'm sorry Miss, I just remembered that I am very busy with my work..
Lady: Even if I play double than usual?
Guy: ...
Lady: Triple?
Guy: I think we are gonna need lots of Vaseline.