http://thestar.com.my/lifestyle/story.asp?...5&sec=lifefocus

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Every Saturday, he comes to the house and asks me to play with his private parts before going to sleep.

But sometimes, when I tell him I do not want to play, he gets angry. Then he tells me about how his previous girlfriend used to entertain him, which gets me angry.

Nowadays, he seldom hugs me and whenever I ask him to, he tells me he is very tired because of work. But he wants to make love.
http://thestar.com.my/lifestyle/story.asp?...8&sec=lifefocus

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I AM 58 years old and happily married with two children and two grandsons.

Recently, my husband told me that one of his clients had approached him with a proposal to go “dating”.

LAKONAN SEMULA

BABAK 1:

Guy: Hello? I'm back home ledi liao.
Lady: Very punctual la u every Saturday, wan somethin to drink ah?
Guy: No ah, very tired ledi today, need sleep. Can play with my didi first ah?
Lady: Dun wan lor, everytime u come here, u onli wan me to play with ur didi..
Guy: WTF?! Last time my ex-gf always play with my didi, but u really siao wan, i tell u..
Lady: MCB! Why bring back story of your ex-gf everytime i dun wan to play with ur didi! Hug also never give..
Guy: Haiyaa.. i'm tired ledi lor, why need just hug hug wan.. okok soli soli, now get on the bed, i give u hug hug..

BABAK 2:

Guy: So that concludes our meeting for today, I hope you are pleased with our products. Please contact me again for further purchases.
Lady: Indeed I am pleased. But I need someone to test this toy product. May I make a suggestion for our upcoming meeting?
Guy: Certainly, Miss. I would be glad to help.
Lady: I would like to proposed that our next meet up to be at the Ah Poh Hotel at KL. I hope you will be able to help me to test this. Do bring a pack of condom and some Vaseline, just in case.
Guy: Of course, it would certainly be pleasu- what??
Lady: Excuse me?
Guy: I'm sorry Miss, I just remembered that I am very busy with my work..
Lady: Even if I play double than usual?
Guy: ...
Lady: Triple?
Guy: I think we are gonna need lots of Vaseline.

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