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vorchiel
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Jun 26 2009, 12:56 PM
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PDRM to Introduce Diploma Perisikan QUOTE PDRM Perkenal Tiga Program Diploma Baru » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « PETALING JAYA, 25 Jun (Bernama) -- Maktab Polis Diraja Malaysia akan menawarkan tiga program diploma baru iaitu Diploma Kriminologi dan Keadilan Jenayah, Diploma Muzik dan Diploma Perisikan bagi melahirkan warga polis yang mempunyai semangat ketahanan ketika melaksanakan tugas dan ketangkasan dalam menghadapi cabaran.
Timbalan Ketua Polis Negara Tan Sri Ismail Omar berkata program Diploma Kriminologi dan Keadilan Jenayah akan bermula Julai depan dengan pengambilan pertama seramai 50 orang.
Program itu dijalankan dengan kerjasama Universiti Islam Antarabangsa melalui kaedah e-Police Academy iaitu pembelajaran secara maya dan bersemuka, katanya ketika berucap di sambutan Hari Kualiti PDRM di sini Khamisi.
Bagi program Diploma Muzik pula, seramai empat anggota pancaragam PDRM akan diserapkan ke dalam kursus itu juga bermula Julai depan yang dijalankan dengan kerjasama Akademi Seni Kebangsaan, katanya.
Program Diploma Perisikan pula akan bermula pada November depan dan dijalankan dengan kerjasama Universiti Malaya, katanya.
"Program-program ini kita akan pantau dan kaji dari semasa ke semasa bagi menentukan kesesuaiannya dan pertambahan serta penambahbaikan akan dibuat mengikut kesesuiannya," katanya.
Sementara itu katanya, PDRM menetapkan tarikh 25 Jun setiap tahun sebagai Hari Kualiti PDRM yang akan disambut di seluruh kontinjen secara bergilir-gilir sebagai acara penutup sempena Sambutan Hari Polis.
"Jika sebelum ini Hari Kualiti disambut bersama kementerian, bermula tahun ini PDRM akan mempunyai Hari Kualitinya sendiri bagi menyuntik semangat warga PDRM," katanya.
Pada majlis itu seramai 128 anggota dan pegawai termasuk sembilan orang awam menerima surat kepujian Ketua Polis Negara di atas sumbangan dan usaha dalam memberikan perkhidmatan yang cemerlang kepada PDRM. http://www.bernama.com/bernama/v5/bm/newsindex.php?id=420853--BERNAMA QUOTE(alanyuppie @ Jun 26 2009, 12:51 PM) I tout its for those teruna desperately wanted to get married to learn the art of "merisik"
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vorchiel
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Jul 8 2009, 03:58 PM
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QUOTE(Nightfalls @ Jul 8 2009, 03:48 PM) When you issuing a Cheque... 999,999 Sembilan Ratus Sembilan Puluh Sembilan Ribu Sembilan Ratus Sembilan Puluh Sembilan Ringgit Sahaja Nine Hundred Ninety Nine Thousands Nine Hundred and Ninety Nine Ringgit Only well... i think we need a bigger cheque book.... or a longer blank to fill in  QUOTE(gogo2 @ Jul 8 2009, 03:52 PM) Chinese pawned all. 只九百九十九千, 九百九十九 QUOTE(Kampung2005 @ Jul 8 2009, 03:53 PM) Arabic numbers or Roman numbers pawns 999,999
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vorchiel
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Jul 10 2009, 12:36 PM
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QUOTE(NTX @ Jul 10 2009, 09:22 AM) arabic still uses the same number of digits/characters. that was what kampung2005 was referring to. lol
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vorchiel
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Jul 14 2009, 12:37 PM
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QUOTE(CrisisX @ Jul 14 2009, 11:28 AM) not to read during your meal » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «
sourcerelated (in BM): » Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... « QUOTE(sniper69 @ Jul 5 2009, 08:01 PM) tadi cuci baju... tengah syok² membilas, lepas tu, dok tuang air bilasan, tak sedor ada seluar pender tinggal... lalu terus masuk ke lubang jamban... tak boleh jadi ni, kalo aku tak keluarkan... pasti tersumbat dan menyusahkan orang lain terutamanya house mate aku serta Indah Water lalu membuatkan aku kemaluan sendiri... lalu dengan pantas aku menyeluk lubang jamban tersebut untuk menarik kembali seluar pender tersebut... seluk punya selut, lain plak yang dapat... aku cuba lagi, sampai aku rasa cam benda lembut serasanya kain... lalu aku kuis² dengan kuku aku yang agak panjang (hari Isnin baru potong) dan akhirnya dapat jua aku mengeluarkan seluar penderku... yay... 
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vorchiel
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Jul 14 2009, 02:57 PM
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QUOTE(rhythmjhan @ Jul 14 2009, 02:16 PM) what's the difference between the transsexual Korean set or Japan set...with the US version? wat's the risk having those set? I wanna buy a Wii~
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vorchiel
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Jul 20 2009, 11:53 AM
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hei orang bebuat saja lahs !
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vorchiel
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Jul 27 2009, 01:25 PM
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vorchiel
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Sep 11 2009, 03:25 PM
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QUOTE(Muhammad Nur Hanief @ Aug 17 2009, 02:27 PM) [WTS] Rabbit | Arnab | Kelinci | 兔 | แรบบิท, أرنب | خرگوش | Kuneho | ウサギ | 토끼 Ages: Click here! | MirrorPrice: RM15 Location: Kuala Lumpur ( Map) Misc.: Please bring your own cage/box to bring the rabbit home. Interested? :PM Me. QUOTE(pikacu @ Aug 22 2009, 06:56 PM) Arnab ni berak dan kencing tak?? QUOTE(ccfook2123 @ Aug 23 2009, 04:03 AM) x berak, x kencing, tapi kena tukar battery
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vorchiel
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Nov 2 2009, 11:05 PM
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QUOTE(bryanyeo @ Nov 2 2009, 11:00 PM) btw, what monitor you using? can printscreen the whole page http://screenshot-program.com/fireshot/
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vorchiel
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Feb 3 2010, 08:43 AM
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QUOTE(thloh85 @ Feb 2 2010, 10:19 PM) I bought a Logitech G25 about a year ago, and until recently, I tried out G27 at a store, it felt SOOOOOO much smoother. But I refer to the net, and people says the smoothness are barely noticeable. Is it my G25 has problem or it's the people not understanding the difference. The noise level do decrease a lot (Yeah I know, it's the helical gear). QUOTE(mylife4nerzhul @ Feb 2 2010, 11:08 PM) my RM15 kapchai mouse pwns your RM500 mouse in MW2 QUOTE(HeWasOnly3 @ Feb 2 2010, 11:18 PM) He is referring to Logitech racing wheel la brother not mouse ><
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vorchiel
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Feb 21 2010, 12:18 AM
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QUOTE(a13solut3 @ Feb 20 2010, 11:50 PM) He's an angel, a fallen one though, he's not really a demon, he's leading the demon only. QUOTE(sexy93 @ Feb 20 2010, 11:51 PM) a demon leader iz no demon??? wut u toking dawg? QUOTE(a13solut3 @ Feb 20 2010, 11:55 PM) ... You tell a pack of dog to attack the pencuri, but you are not dog also wut. LoL.
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vorchiel
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Nov 19 2010, 10:56 AM
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QUOTE(kaka_89 @ Nov 19 2010, 10:14 AM) i intent to drive my sister's myvi..but she has installed some kind of code/alarm or whatever it is to the car before i can start the engine.. how can i disable this code..??..she's currently oversea, so it's hard for me to contact her..?..anyone..?? QUOTE(Fujisawa_Ruuzaa @ Nov 19 2010, 10:15 AM) use spoon to open milo tin
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vorchiel
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Jan 9 2011, 08:03 PM
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QUOTE(blackorange @ Jan 9 2011, 07:41 PM) how do u do attachment on /K/opitiam? QUOTE(fariz @ Jan 9 2011, 07:42 PM) QUOTE(Pr1me_Minister @ Jan 9 2011, 07:46 PM) Blue tag also can do attachment in /k/  QUOTE(Mr.Docter @ Jan 9 2011, 07:48 PM)
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