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Sep 13 2010, 12:12 PM
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Sep 13 2010, 10:39 PM
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Sep 14 2010, 12:30 AM
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Sep 15 2010, 01:48 AM
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Sep 20 2010, 09:17 PM
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QUOTE(Mustadio @ Sep 20 2010, 07:06 PM) If i'm not mistaken, in Dragon's ball comic, the moon were destroy twice. 1st from Master Roshi ( when Son Goku turn into Giant Ape ) and then Piccolo. Remember when Master Roshi destroys the moon in dragon ball,the average distance between the moon and earth is 384,392 kilometers(238,857 miles),now let's assume it takes max 5 seconds for the kamehameha wave to reach the moon,than the speed of the kamehameha wave would be an incredible 76880.6 kilometres per second(47771.4 miles per second),the speed of light is 300,000 kilometres per second and this makes Master Roshi's kamehameha 1/4 speed of light, imagine gokus kamehameha in saiyan saga let alone frieza saga. |
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Sep 21 2010, 11:50 AM
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Sep 21 2010, 04:29 PM
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Sep 23 2010, 04:04 PM
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QUOTE(gs20 @ Sep 23 2010, 03:10 PM) Today go customer place. 2 staff @ counter. 1 cina. 1 melei. (both also ugly) half way down the road, cina go lepak. left melei rajin keje handle all customer. Now please don't say melei lazy pig liao. sekian terima kasih. QUOTE(Ah WanG @ Sep 23 2010, 03:16 PM) |
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Sep 24 2010, 12:24 PM
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Sep 28 2010, 12:40 AM
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Sep 29 2010, 07:45 AM
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Sep 30 2010, 12:06 AM
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QUOTE(ramahot143 @ Sep 29 2010, 10:05 AM) my girl like to swallowed the sprem every time when having sex or when i go her house she use hand and swallowed the sperm . But i advice her many time dun always swallowed but dun want listen . Is that any effect of swallow the sperm long term or short term. please advice .... QUOTE(TiF @ Sep 29 2010, 11:55 AM) sperm are quite delicious. every time after i tfk, i drink my own cum, sometime i pan fry my cum and it taste better than egg. http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1580121 |
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Sep 30 2010, 12:10 AM
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^lame not funneh
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Oct 11 2010, 05:00 PM
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TS fail to advertise FB advertisement, Jobs&Careers sub-forums.
[screen-caps for future LOL] ![]() http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1595919 |
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Oct 13 2010, 02:47 PM
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QUOTE(powerfulcool @ Oct 13 2010, 02:40 PM) an old school mate of mine is a Kelantanese, i just knew of this fact.. she's also the youngest child of a rich family, also i just knew of this... so naturally i kinda fell for her. but i dont know how kelantanese women's tatatertib... do they listen to their husbands? do they take care of their children, house, self well enough? i know very little of kelantanese women because as a Johorean who was brought up in Selangor, I natrually despise Kelantanese - not all, only the poor babi hutan because they are the least civilized. the rich ones are ok. in fact i never really cared what kinda malays they are, ive never asked "awak orang mana?", i just get along with those that i can. but the Kelantanese babi hutan are easilly spotted.. they stand out too much. QUOTE(la_Feng @ Oct 13 2010, 02:43 PM) |
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Oct 14 2010, 03:54 PM
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Oct 16 2010, 05:08 PM
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found at fast&furious section
QUOTE(johnkor @ Oct 14 2010, 02:51 AM) QUOTE(KeV @ Oct 14 2010, 01:39 PM) http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/1599382 |
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Oct 17 2010, 12:24 AM
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QUOTE(khay ryn @ Oct 8 2010, 07:40 PM) heelo.. p/s:look at the post time loloi need your support here.. my sony ericsson w910i can't turn on after i connect to My PC.. when i turn it on nothing reaction from that phone... if i charge it the red colour behind call button goes blink 3 time and then no re-action again... what happen to my phone.... Added on October 8, 2010, 8:05 pmanyone don't want to help me...?? huh..nvrmind everybody hate me... bye This post has been edited by pikacu: Oct 17 2010, 12:31 AM |
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Oct 17 2010, 06:04 AM
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Oct 19 2010, 09:57 PM
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QUOTE(ToshibaM100 @ Oct 19 2010, 09:44 PM) QUOTE(sparda @ Oct 19 2010, 09:52 PM) The thing is you can't use the common approach by telling her some interesting things that happened lately, giving light compliments about her dressing and talking about movies and traveling. Every other guy is doing that, and it will bore her to death. No, you don't want to do that. What you need to do is to use neuro-linguistic programming (NLP) to instill in her mind the idea that she wants to go to bed with you eagerly and that you are the most desirable hunk in Malaysia. To achieve this aim, you have to constantly pound into her subconscious mind that you are amazing in bed and have a huge d**k. You can start by, when eating, remark on the size of the sausage you are eating: "Look! It's nearly as big as mine!" or "OMG, I wanted to fap with the sausage because it looks so familiar!" Then you should also subtly remind her of your tool size during the course of the meal, "oh did I tell you what a big d**k I have?" "wow that day when I wanted to piss I had to stand extra far from the urinal," and other such comments will go a long way. Just remember to stay subtle. When you walk, remember to walk with your legs slightly apart and with an impression of carrying a great weight between them, as if every step cost you some energy. When a guy brushes past you, you can say: "Ooh that guy nearly banged into my d**k." After a while, she will be so impressed by you that a second date will not be necessary. |
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