As you all know, i dislike my manager as he only treat female staff good but despise all male staffs. We would call us into his room over a small matter when he is in a bad mood to give us a good scolding.

Just now, he came out of his room and rush to the toilet. So I also follow him to toilet and then i heard the fart noise and sound of shit flopping into the toilet bowl. Apparently, he is having a stomachache. I also dont know what happen to me, but at that moment i just open the tap water and filled both my palm with water and flung it over through the hole on top of the door into the toilet. I did it twice and quickly ran out of the room.

5 minutes later, my manager came out of the toilet, wet. And he started cursing and ask who did that. I pretend a blur and dumb face so as all my colleagues. He then went to his room and slam the door. I feel so happy now.

I had stomachache for the whole day after eating nasi lemak for breakfast (no racist).

While I was doing my big business in the toilet, some faggot splash water on me .. I cant believe what happened..

I went out of the toilet, scolding all my staff but all of them kept quiet. Now I'm still looking at the culprit who did this ..

I'm typing these with my water soaked Armani suit in my office.... whoever did this better watch out...

Today my boss mood damn bad dunno what happen to him, when he 1st arrive at office already can see his face very black and very angry like he want to eat someone up Wow its so scary man 

Then my another colleague tapao nasi lemak for him since he love to eat the nasi lemak sold nearby and he always eat the nasi lemak until he is so fat, Yeah my boss is fat.

After a finish eating dunno what happen to him, he rush to the toilet, i saw him running like emergency so i chased him but he was too fast. Yeah he is fat and fast.

When i arrive i saw my colleague looking at another colleague which is kinda weird. I heard my boss scream also , i cant hear clearly though. Then i saw the colleague my colleague was watching. He was walking out with a very face like kena toto, 4d.

My boss came out and he was shouting like a mad men. I was standing there and he accuse me of splashing the water. Now he want to fire me , i cant lose this job man recession samo. Should i point out the culprit?

i was minding my own business sitting around in the toilet all day,

when suddenly, got 1 guy who is knows as manager come and sat on me. damn he's heavy.

(i heard a rumour he likes to layan girls only)

then he farted on me. shit stinks!. and after a while. gooey brown paste, come out splattered all my body.

he shat nasi lemak on me!

good thing someone splash some water to him that time.
what shud i do /k/?

I sells nasi lemak at a lorong belakang. Alot of office ppl come buy my nasi lemak.

today morning got 1 fugly looking person come buy my nasi lemak. He asks for extra pedas. I told him "Manyak pedas woh! Kalao tarak tahan nanti cirit-birit tau!"
he say takpa he can tahan. So i taruh manyak manyak sambal.

Then later i heard from a office toilet above my stall, someone farted very loud. Then tiba-tiba shouted "OI WHO DID THAT!"

i feel very bad

This morning I heard the engineering manager cursing from the 1st floor asking who splash water on him when he was making cake in toilet. After he go into his room, he make a phone call to me (im at the second floor) to ask me to check the CCTV and tell him who did it. So I check the CCTV and found who the culprit is and he happen to be my best friend.

The manager promise to give me a pay rise of 50 ringgit if i manage to dig him out. Should I betray my best friend for 50 ringgit?

DAMNN..im a toilet cleaner for this xxx company..jst now after lunch i received a complain saying that the toilet very wet and stink...so when i go in to clean the toilet i fall down and my face end up in a toilet bowl full of sh!t ...now i smell like nasi lemak mixed with petai and some durian..its so disgusting..im piss...i wanna know how to teach a lesson to that mofo who play water in the toilet and never flush after shit. 

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winrar

but generally .. Malaysian guys ... I think most like B -> C size ... more than DD is a bit scary .. ... got fren tell me story before .. his gf got very big boobs ... when she doing him on top one time he kena slap until he got headache ...  .. hmm.. now I dunno where the hell is he .. dunno go where ..

* anyway... then a few weeks later she says she met new guy .. got bf .. start banging nicely all ..  .. after .about 2-3 months .. a few of us noticed her bustline getting fuller ..  and she becoming braver ..wearing low cut shirt all ..I asked her la .. " wei .. u got pregnant or what ? " .. she said no la .. just lot of sex ... walauwe .. me and my frens all look like stunned kena hammer throw by Skeleton King ...or worse ... priestess arrow shot ... she looks damn happy now ... she damn syok getting all smile attention from the guys ... she says she not taking any pill la .. she still looks skinny as last year .... no change ... just now got fuller boobs .. and she doesn't wear the padded bra anymore ... all the indian girl frens now jealous of her now .. lol  ..

In my 4 fast 4 furious thread, there was a person suggest me to watch Race to which mountain ?

but I doubt if it's nice movie as I dont want to waste my time for another nub gay film ..

should I watch or not ?

witch mountain la dong

if u watched star dust, u would know witch has no mountain one 

It's my mom birthday coming up, on this 1st of May, HOLIDAY FOR ALL   
Thanks to my mom that I exist in this world, so no matter what I will live for her.
All right, back to topic.

I had think of some ideas actually, so need opinions and perhaps more suggestions also..
Oh yea, my budget is around few hundreds.

1) Crocs slippers. As I would like to get her a pair of comfortable shoes, she had to stand most of the time when looking at the business.
2) Electric appliances. Maybe a new microwave as the old one seems kinda old.
3) Just a red packet for her. But I afraid that will come back to me in the end.

So what do you guys think?

buy her a spot at the cemetry.

Hi there, would like to find out where to harvest frangipani (bunga kemboja) flowers, so far I only know Cheras cemetery has it, but due to recent years, the number of flowers in that area has decreased as the tree grow older and became taller. Any ideas?

then, find at other cemetery lah. sure got

Eh bos...lu ada belajah malayu??? tupai=fox,musang=.....ehhhh sorry....make mistake....saya tarak pandai dalam malayu. minta ampun

mukhlisz is wondering why /k/tards is calling TS 2-inch all month long..

buy her a spot at the cemetry.

NOT MMORPG.
You only play 5 V 5.
Is it so massive?

first...i see this



and then



 

http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/997950

Sos: http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/999488

whats so funny about it? You dont mind your grown up dad watching pedophilia videos over the net?

whats so funny about it? You dont mind your grown up dad watching pedophilia videos over the net?