A woman is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.

A man is driving down the same road.

As they pass each other, the man leans out of the window and yells, "PIG!!"

The woman immediately leans out of his window and replies, "b*st**d"

They each continue on their way, and as the woman rounds the next corner, she crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

If only women would listen!

This post has been edited by Chartry: Jun 9 2006, 09:50 AM