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TSoucheev
post Jun 9 2006, 09:20 AM, updated 20y ago

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A sweet young thing thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him when was the last time he had had sex.

"1956," came his immediate reply.

"No wonder you look so uptight!" she exclaimed. "Honey, you need to get out more."

"I'm not sure I understand what you mean," he answered, glancing at his watch.
"It's only 2014 now."
jhcj
post Jun 9 2006, 09:23 AM

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LOL. Good one.
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post Jun 9 2006, 09:30 AM

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18 minutes ago. ROFLMAO.
alextan99
post Jun 9 2006, 09:35 AM

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good one, have not seen this kind of jokes for sometime already
gamestx
post Jun 9 2006, 09:37 AM

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Nice one..
SUSSeLrAhC
post Jun 9 2006, 12:39 PM

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hhHhahahah
fantagero
post Jun 9 2006, 12:41 PM

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at 1st,,, dont understand...
then.... lol tongue.gif

KLL
post Jun 9 2006, 02:11 PM

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1956????
2014???
deathbringer
post Jun 9 2006, 02:13 PM

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QUOTE(KLL @ Jun 9 2006, 02:11 PM)
1956????
2014???
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it's the time in 24hrs format.

1956 = 7:56pm
2014 = 8:14pm

geeezz..... doh.gif
YLT
post Jun 9 2006, 02:14 PM

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rclxm9.gif military time.
WhitE LighteR
post Jun 9 2006, 04:58 PM

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Hahaha... nice one....lolz

KLL: Military time also nvr see before ka? Aisehman..... laugh.gif
abang brother
post Jun 9 2006, 06:23 PM

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o! lol .. using 24 hours!!! so blur before
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post Jun 9 2006, 06:28 PM

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lol, this one is nice
xordMeztGeR
post Jun 9 2006, 07:21 PM

satu bintang 5 ringgit!! murah murah!
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damn good joke, already tired to read those lame repost joke
marquis
post Jun 12 2006, 09:58 PM

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QUOTE(xordMeztGeR @ Jun 9 2006, 07:21 PM)
damn good joke, already tired to read those lame repost joke
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