2 friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming, "A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS!!".

The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going to town to find a doctor, I will be right back!".

So he goes to town, and finally finds a doctor.

"Doctor!! My friend just got bit by a snake!!!" the friend says.
"It's ok", the doctor says, "all you have to do is suck the poison out.".
The friend says thank you, and runs back to the camp site. The injured friends asks, "WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY?"
,the other friend replies, "doctor said you gonna die!"

lmao..rather let him die than sucking it

what a friend

ZOMG, why wont he help his friend lol, good one

↕u wan t0 suck out the p0is0n izzit.. ?↕

why dun the doc follow him back to camp site?

any way, just a joke

Because the doc also don want to suck the cock

I heard the poison in penis is 3x stronger 1 wor..

why didn't he buy some Prawn magazines or videos and make the poison come out?

if the Doc is a beautiful blonde i dont mind getting me penis bite by a snake

NO!!! Your friend(me here) would still say "doctor said you gonna die!" *jk, jk*

This post has been edited by edifgrto: Jun 8 2006, 09:57 PM

later he will risk his life from swallowing teh cum when he suck out LoL

ejaculation will not release poison.

erection may help the poison spread as well.

btw it really depends on what snake that bit his penis. non poisonous snake wouldn't need such procedure.

for a poisonous snake - the toxin wouldn't severely damaged the friend by the time he comes back from the doctor.

hire a pros.. (u know what)

and let her do the job lol

if it gets swollen she gonna like it even more and then ask her to bj that person LOL

I think they missed the infamous God of Cookery, that Venerable monk of that hideous Shaolin Temple Kitchen will be much eager to help to suck out those poison...