A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?," says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say 'h*ll' and you say '*ss', o.k.?" "O.k." the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw, h*ll mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your *ss it won't be Cheerios"

Hahahaha the kid is gonna get it real good

hahahahaahhaha....

Threadstarter, you can bet your *ss that I'm lol'ing now!

10/10!

LOL.. good jokes threadstarter..
Hell im lolling my a$$ of now too..

you can bet your a$$ I was on the floor when I opened this thread.

now where is acey to counter your really funny jokes

yeah, I kinda miss his ah beng

aw h*ll i lol'ed my *ss off at this one...

so klever

This post has been edited by AlexLee277: Jun 3 2009, 12:21 AM

Oh h3ll,my a$$ loosen already

Clever bast@rd