A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to his wife. At home, he found his wife was in bed,naked and waiting. As the two began, they found themselves in the 69 position.

The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Not that well... when I fired the pistol, my wife shat On my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbour came out of the closet with his hands in the air.

Haha... neighbour kene KANTOI!!!

"try startling yourself."

dont understand this.. wut's startling ????

startling means give youself a shock.... in bm is terkejut

haha "Shock"

FINALLY SOMETHING FRESH!

Honestly, most of the jokes I read here are old

Thanks thanks!

LMFAO thx for making my colleagues look at me like some kind of a tard lol

oh my god, bad day for the neighbour.

hoe hoe hoe... I like this part!

me too me too

LoL
where did u people come up with this

nice nice
was just looking for a remedy

it helps

nice one