There are 9 beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman.
2 French men and 1 French woman.
2 German men and 1 German woman.
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman.
2 English men and 1 English woman.
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman.
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman.
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman.
2 American men and 1 American woman.
One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois.
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The 2 Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.
The 2 Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.
The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if s*x is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied because at least the English are not getting any.
The 2 American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, because the American woman keeps on b*tching about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.
various country men, gila one...There are 9 beautiful deserte
Jun 7 2006, 11:40 AM, updated 20y ago
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