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computer acronyms, insult to pcs
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TSKLL
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 Jun 5 2006, 08:33 PM, updated 20y ago
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Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
WWW - World Wide Wait
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
CD-ROM - Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code
SCSI - System Can't See It
DOS - Defective Operating System
BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
DEC - Do Expect Cuts
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edifgrto
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Jun 5 2006, 08:39 PM
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hehehe, guess this makes IT people a laugh.  I'm not  just hehehe(ed).  |
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hiansitt
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Jun 5 2006, 10:00 PM
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cool man.. what a funny joke...
especially for IBM.. And also MICROSOFT
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redeye84
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Jun 5 2006, 10:09 PM
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hey u forgot MAC
Mircrosoft Arch Competitor.
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Chrisky
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Jun 6 2006, 09:14 AM
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lol, IBM FTW ! |
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TSKLL
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Jun 7 2006, 09:21 AM
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QUOTE(redeye84 @ Jun 5 2006, 10:09 PM) hey u forgot MAC Mircrosoft Arch Competitor. not bad redeye |
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BeglnneR
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Jun 8 2006, 12:13 PM
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MAC - Machine Always Crash
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TSKLL
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Jun 8 2006, 04:24 PM
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wow, is it true??? Macs always crash? I thought only pcs do that
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redeye84
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Jun 8 2006, 06:04 PM
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no its Windows that always crash.
AMD : Another Microprocesser with Discount.
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mystvearn
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Jun 8 2006, 10:07 PM
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quite nice
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TSKLL
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Jun 8 2006, 10:37 PM
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aww, redeye, try INTEL see..
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Protoss-Zealot
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Jun 9 2006, 01:40 AM
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i onli know IBM = Ini Banyak mahal
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redeye84
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Jun 9 2006, 02:54 AM
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Intel... looks hard
Inteligent Nanochip That Expensive aLot..
kinda suck..
intel is really hard
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TSKLL
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Jun 9 2006, 07:21 AM
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Intelligence Not Trusted 'cos Extremely Laggy?
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samurai1337
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Jun 9 2006, 07:26 AM
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@_@
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IBM - International Big Mouth
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broken_string
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Jun 9 2006, 10:29 AM
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wah nice one  |
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wodenus
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Jun 14 2006, 10:50 AM
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Actually we used to call COBOL "Completely Obsolete Boring Old Language" |
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