Mr bean ooo mr bean


BRAIN TUMOR
> Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
> Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (Jumps in joy)
> Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
> Mr. Bean : Yes of course,do you think I'm dumb?
> Doctor : Then,why are you so happy?
> Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!
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> MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
> Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
> Mr. Bean : 9.
> Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
> Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me,you've just twisted the
> figure,the answer is 6!
>
>
> WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
> Mr. Bean : I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
> Clerk : Sir,vitamin A, B or C?
> Mr. Bean : Any will do,my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!
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> QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
> Friend : What are!You looking at?
> Mr. Bean : I know your PIN number.Hee ...hee!
> Friend : Alright,what is my PIN number if you saw it?
> Mr. Bean : Four asterisks!
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> MARRIAGE
> Friend : How many women do you believe a man must marry?
> Mr. Bean : 16.
> Friend : Why?
> Mr. Bean : Because the priest says "4" richer, "4" poorer, "4" better
> and "4" worse.
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> MOM
> Mr. Bean : (Crying) The doctor called, "Mom's dead".
> Friend : Condolence,my friend.
> After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder
> Friend : What now?
> Mr. Bean : My sister just called,her mom died too!
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>
> MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
> Colleague : Sorry I'm late.I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hours
> because of a power failure.
> Mr. Bean : Thats alright,me too.I got stuck on the escalator for 3
> hours.
>
>
> SPELLING LESSON
> Mr. Bean's Son : Dad,what is the spelling of 'successful' ...Is it
> one 'c' or two 'c's?
> Mr. Bean : Make it three 'c's to be sure!