Camel

A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the
African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a
camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the
camel was kept there.

The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men
here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges".
That's why we have the Molly the Camel."

The Captain said, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand
about "urges", so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy
with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his
tent.Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the
ladder,pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.

When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

"No not really, sir... They usually just ride the camel into town where
the girls are."



What a coincidence!

> A chicken farmer went to a local bar... Sat next to a
> woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
> The woman perks up and says, "How about that?
> I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
>
> "What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a
> special day for me, I'm celebrating."
> "This is a special day for me too, I'm also
> celebrating!" says the woman.
>
> "What a coincidence" says the man.
> As they clinked glasses the farmer asked,
> "What are you celebrating?"
>
> "My husband and I have been trying to have a
> child, and today my gynaecologist told me that
> I'm pregnant!"
> "What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a
> chicken farmer and for years all my hens were
> infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
>
> "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your
> chickens become fertile?"
> "I used a different cock," he replied.
>
> The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"