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 Some jokes I've got from forward email ..., Maybe you've read before

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wister
post Dec 12 2007, 03:08 AM

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Once Ah Beng drive to somewhere far away.. On the way to the destination, he feels tired and stop at a Motel for a night stay. The Motel is rather old and deserted...

Before sleep, he went down to the pub of the motel and have several beer. After some dozens of beer, he wants to head back to his room. Clearly in drunken state, he asked the Motel attendant to bring him to his room...

The attendant agreed and bring him to his room. He twist and turn for some time before reaching a door. The door opens while the Motel attendant didnt say anything. Ah beng stick his head into the room and look around...

Ah Beng: WOI! Why the room is so small... DUN THINK I AM DRUNK AND DONT kNOW YOU ARE CHEATING ME FOR GIVING ME SUCH A SMALL ROOM. I PAY SO MUCH AND WHAT I GET IS SUCH A SMALL ROOM?


The Motel attendant still keeps his silence and slowly walks into the room. Ah Beng gets very angry and again shouted

Ah Beng: WTF U BAS****... CANT U HEAR ME?


Finally the Motel attendant gets very irritted and shouted back...

YOU STUPID FUGLY, THIS IS THE LIFT LA~~!!! NOW GET IN SO TAT U CAN GET TO UR F**KING ROOM~~!!
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