i dunno where to post this up since i got this from friendster's bulletin Board and here it goes:-

IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE,

SET HER FREE...

IF SHE COMES BACK, SHE'S YOURS,

IF SHE DOESN'T, SHE NEVER WAS...

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The New Versions.....

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Pessimist:

If you love someone,

Set her free...

If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, as expected, she never was.

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Shakespeare:

If you love someone,

Set her free...

If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, here's the poison,

Suicide yourself for her.

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Optimist:

If you love someone,

Set her free...

Don't worry, she will come back.

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Suspicious:

If you love someone,

Set her free...

If she ever comes back, ask her why.

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Impatient:

If you love someone,

Set her free...

If she doesn't comes back within some time,

Forget her.

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Patient:

If you love someone,

Set her free...

If she doesn't come back,

Continue to wait until she comes back.

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Playful:

If you love someone,

Set her free...

**If she comes back, and if you love her still,

Set her free again, repeat**

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C++ Programmer:

If(you-love(m_she))

m_she.free()

if(m_she NULL)

m_she new CShe.

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Animal-Rights Activist:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be

Free!!

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Lawyers:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second

Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act

Clearly states that...

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Bill Gates:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

If she comes back, I think we can charge her for

Re-installation fees but

Tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

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Biologist:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

She'll evolve.

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Statisticians:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

If she loves you,

The probability of her coming back is high,

If she doesn't,

The Weibull distribution and your relation was

Improbable anyway.

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Schwarzenegger's fans:

If you love someone,

Set her free,

SHE'LL BE BACK!

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Salesman:

If you love someone,

Set her free...

If she ever comes back, deal!

If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".

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Insurance agent:

If you love someone,

Show her the plan...

If she ever comes back, sign her up,

If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and

Never give up!

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Physician:

If you love someone,

set her free...

If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,

If she doesn't, either there's friction higher

Than the force or the angle of collision between

Two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.

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Mathematician:

If you love someone,

Set her free...

If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 2 (peanut!),

If she doesn't, Y 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos

(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where ?c?

is the infinite constant of no turning point.

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Nowadays' style:

If You Love Someone,

Set it free,

If It Comes Back, It is Yours

If It Doesn't, Hunted Down and Kill It... !!! OR

PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT

SHE/HE IS ANILLEGAL IMMIGRANT.....

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The real thing is:

If you love someone,

WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE?

CARELESS IDIOT!!!