Amazing.......They managed to turn it against us................

The Truth About Men (finally)

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we
are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't
think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice
and have money, are cowards.

10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money
and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in
us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO CAN POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND MEN?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job
to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something you'd like to have dinner with.

SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN
HANDLE IT!

> Good friends are like condom always protecting.
> Great friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down.

> The sad life of a penis: "I only have one eye, my hair is a mess, my skin
> is wrinkly, my relatives are nuts, my neighbor's an ******* and my best
> friend 's a *****."
> Engineering. Why are WOMEN the best ENGINEERS in the WORLD?
> Because they can DEMOLISH an ERECTION without damaging the
> STRUCTURE!

> Don't make love to a policewoman; she will say "STOP".
> Don't make love to a nurse, she will say "NEXT",
> but make love to a bus conductor, she will say, "MASUK DALAM LAGI!!"

> Man: I wanna buy condom
> Salesgirl: May I hold your penis for size?
> Give him a 'M'. Wait.......
> Give him 'L'.. wait... give him 'XL'....
> Oh shit.... Give me a TISSUE.....

> An Arab interviewd at the US Checkpoint.
> Officer: Your name please?
> Arab Guy: Abdul Aziz
> Officer: Sex?
> Arab Guy: Six times a week.
> Officer: I mean male or female?
> Arab Guy: Doesn't matter, sometimes even camel.

> Dracula asks God,
> "May I reincarnate into a white angel with wings and still suck blood?"
> God said "OK, I'll turn you into a KOTEX!"

> Teacher: Why you rub oil on your head whenever I am teaching?
> Student: Last night, I heard my mum told my dad, rub oil on the HEAD.
> If not, cannot go in.

> British aged 90 married a 16 years old. He had baby every year and
> bragged that his engine was turbo. When the fifth was born, the nurse
> said, "Check engine oil, baby is black".

> A man went to the hospital for a checkup. The doctor said he has penis
> cancer. He went home, upset, shouted at his wife with anger, "SEE, I
> TOLD YOU TO STOP SMOKING!"

> Farmer ordered a MILKING MACHINE. Tried it on his penis and had a
> wonderful orgasm, but can't remove it. So, he reads the manual and
> faints. It says "AUTO RELEASE AFTER 2 LITRES"

> Teacher: Why do cow look depressed when being milked?
> Student: Madam, if someone rubs and squeeze your breasts for 2 hours
> but don't f*** you, how would you feel?

> Woman asked God to make the penis pretty. He said no way.
> Now it's ugly and you suck it. If it is pretty, you would eat it.

> Finally doctors have found a cure to treat male SARS patients. 3 times
> a day, they are required to Shake, And Release Sperm.