Should I fire my secretary?

>Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't
>feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to
>breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say
>"Happy Birthday" and probably a present for me. Forget
>"Happy Birthday", She didn't even say "Good Morning".
> >
>I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children
>will remember." Children came in to breakfast and
>didn't say a word. I started to the office I was
>feeling pretty low.
>
>As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said,
>"Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday."
>
>And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.I
>worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and
>said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and
>it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and
>me." I said, " That's the greatest thing I've heard
>all day. Let's go." We went to lunch. We didn't
>go where we normally go; we went out to the country to
>a little private place. We had two martinis and
>enjoyed lunch tremendously.
>
>On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,
>it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to
>the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not."
>
>She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving
>at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I
>think I'll go change." "Sure," I excitedly replied.
>
>She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,
>she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by
>my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all
>singing Happy Birthday.
>
>And there I sat... on the couch..... naked!!!