>You really get bored with answering machines ... but what if the messages are
>like the following
>
>1)Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now,
>because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down,
>and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when
>we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
>
>
>2)Hi, this is John. If you are the phone company, I've already sent the money.
>If you are my parents, please send money. If you are financial aid institution,
>you didn't lend me enough money. If u are my friends, you owe me money. If you
>are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
>
>
>3)Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.Leave me a message,
>and if I don't call back, its you.
>
>
>4)Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything
>you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
>
>
>And finally last but the BEST........
>
>
>5)(Sexy female voice with heavy panting) Hi, you've reached 555-3456. John is
>in (sigh) Oh no, he's out (aah) Yes, he's in again,(ooh) No, he's out (aah).
>Why don't you just leave your name and number and he'll call you as soon as
>he... comes.