How rich is Bill Gates?


1. Bill Gates earns US$250 every SECOND, that's about US$20 Million a DAY and US$7.8 Billion a YEAR!



2. If he drops a thousand dollar, he won't even bother to pick it up coz by the 4 seconds he picks it, he already earned it back.



3. US's national debt is about 5.62 trillion, if Bill Gates will pay the debt by himself; he will finish it in less than 10 years.



4. He can donate US$15 to everyone on earth but still left US$5 Million for his pocket money.



5. Michael Jordan is the highest paid athlete in US. If he don't drink and eat, and keeps his annual income US$30 Million up, he'll have to wait for 277 years to become as rich as Bill Gates now.



6. If Bill Gates is a country, he is the 37th richest country on earth, or US 13th biggest company, even bigger than IBM.



7. If exchange all Bill Gate's money to US$1, you can make a road from earth to moon, 14 times back and forth. But you have to make that road non-stop for 1,400 years, and use a total of 713 BOEING 747 plane to transport all the money.



8. Bill Gates is 40 this year. If we assume that he still can live for 35 years, he has to spend US$6.78 Million per day to finish his money before he goes to heaven.



9. BUT!!! If Microsoft Windows' users can claim US$1 for every time their computers hang because of Microsoft Windows, Bill Gates will bankrupt in 3 years!

"This should be taken care of right away."
I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so
easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it
cures itself.


"Welllllll, what have we here...?"
He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue.


"Let me check your medical history."
I want to see if you've paid your last bill before
spending anymore time with you.


"Why don't we make another appointment later in the
week."
I'm playing golf this afternoon, and this a waste of
time. --or--
I need the bucks, so I'm charging you for another
office visit.


"We have some good news and some bad news."
The good news is, I'm going to buy that new BMW.
The bad news is, you're going to pay for it.


"Let's see how it develops."
Maybe in a few days it will grow into something that
can be cured.


"Let me schedule you for some tests."
I have a forty percent interest in the lab.


"I'd like to have my associate look at you."
He's going through a messy divorce and owes me a
bundle.


"I'd like to prescribe a new drug."
I'm writing a paper and would like to use you for a
guinea pig.


"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."
I don't know what it is. Maybe it will go away by
itself.


"That's quite a nasty looking wound."
I think I'm going to throw up.


"This may smart a little."
Last week two patients bit off their tongues.


"Well, we're not feeling so well today, are we...?"
I'm stalling for time. Who are you and why are you
here?


"This should fix you up."
The drug company slipped me some big bucks to
prescribe this stuff.


"Everything seems to be normal."
Rats! I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after
all.


"I'd like to run some more tests."
I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the
lab can solve this one.


"Do you suppose all this stress could be affecting
your nerves?"
You're crazier'n an outhouse rat.
Now, if I can only find a shrink who'll split fees
with me ...


"There is a lot of that going around."
My God, that's the third one this week.
I'd better learn something about this.


"If those symptoms persist, call for an appointment."
I've never heard of anything so disgusting. Thank God
I'm off next week.