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tanckeng
post May 14 2007, 05:21 PM

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QUOTE(beck_ken @ Apr 16 2007, 11:32 PM)
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>>    >This is a story of a young college girl who
>> passed away last month, at
>>    >Shah Alam. Her name is Priya; she was hit by a
>> lorry.
>>    >I don't want to mention the name of the
>> college. She had a boyfriend
>>    names Shankar. He lives in Johore. Both of them
>> are true lovers. They are
>>    always on the phone with each other. You can
>> never see her without her
>>    handphone.
>>    >
>>    >She spends ?of the day talking with Shankar.
>> Priya's family knows
>>    about
>>    >their relationship. Shankar is very close with
>> Priya's family (just
>>    imagine
>>    >their love). Before she passed away she always
>> told her friends "If I
>>    pass
>>    >away please burn me with my handphone". She
>> also said the same thing
>>    to her
>>    >parents.
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >After her death, people couldn't carry her
>> coffin. I was there ~~ a lot
>>    of
>>    >them tried to do so but still couldn't ,
>> everybody including me, had
>>    tried
>>    >to carry the coffin, the result was still the
>> same.
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >Eventually, they called their neighbour, a
>> "bomoh" from Thailand (pak
>>    >Darin), who is a friend of her father's. He
>> took a seat and started
>>    >speaking to himself slowly. After a few
>> minutes, he said "this girl
>>    misses
>>    >something here". Then her friends told Darin
>> bout her intentions to
>>    burn
>>    >her with her phone. He then opened the coffin
>> and place her phone,
>>    together
>>    >with the SIM card inside the casket. After that
>> they tried to carry
>>    the
>>    >coffin. It could now be moved and they carried
>> it into the van easily.
>>    All
>>    >of us were shocked. (can you feel the fear? I'm
>> shaking at this
>>    moment.)
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >Priya's parents didn't inform Shankar that
>> Priya had passed away (pity
>>    >Shankar). After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's
>> mom.
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >Shankar: "Atte, I'm coming home today. Please
>> cook something nice for
>>    me.
>>    >Don't tell Priya that I'm coming home today; I
>> want to surprise her."
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >Her mother replied, "You come home first, I
>> want to tell you something
>>    very important."
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >After he arrived at Shah Alam, they told him
>> the truth about Priya.
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >Shankar thought that they were fooling around.
>> He was laughing and
>>    said,
>>    >"Don't try to fool me ... tell Priya to come
>> out ... I have a gift for
>>    her.
>>    >Please stop this nonsense."
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >Then they show him the Priya's death
>> certificate; they gave him proof
>>    to
>>    >make him believe.
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >Shankar started to sweat profusely. He said,
>> "It's not true. We spoke
>>    >yesterday. She still calls me."
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >Shankar was shaking so badly when suddenly, his
>> phone rang.
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >"See this is from Priya. See this ...." he
>> showed the phone to Priya's
>>    >family. All of them told him to answer. He used
>> the loudspeaker mode.
>>    All
>>    >of them heard this conversation, loud and
>> clear. No cross lines, no
>>    >humming. It was Priya's voice! And there was no
>> way others could use
>>    her
>>    >SIM card as it was nailed inside the coffin!
>> They were so shocked and
>>    asked
>>    >for pak Darin's help.
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >Pak Darin brought his master (Tok Chen) to
>> solve this matter. He and
>>    pak
>>    >Darin worked for 5 hours ... then they
>> discovered one thing .....
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
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>>    >
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>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >DiGi. Best coverage ever, ONE LOW FLAT
>> RATE~~!!!!!!! Anyone, any
>>    network,
>>    >anytime, ANYWHERE!!!*
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >" I WILL FOLLOW YOU... FOLLOW YOU WHEREVER YOU
>> MAY GO... "
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >
>>    >Ok, now back to work .....
>>
>>
>>
>
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1st thing..this is repost...
2nd thing.. is this nice??? for me... it's terrible joke

 

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