i got see b4 1 very cold (lame) joke or in chinese it's called 冷笑话

one day little ming telephone pizza hut to order pizza ..
the pizza hut people ask him " u wan the pizza cut to how many pieces ? four pieces or six pieces ? " then u know what little ming answer ? little ming answered " four pieces enuf lar .. i scare six pieces i cannot eat finish " ...

do you feel a cold breeze of air ...