i'm not sure if this is funny...got it frm bulletin board, here goes..

Ted is 7-yr old n he's very bad in essay
writing.
One day his teacher
asked the class to write a 500-word essay
base on
any title they like.
Ted thought real hard n finally he started
his essay:

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Titled: My Lost Cat
One day i lost my kitty, i went out to the
street n
started calling:

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"but she never comes back, that's how i
lost my
cat.
(510 words)